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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 1

Trey Staker (6/4/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (6/4/2010)
Imbecile
Guayaquil

Just for the rhyme?

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Trey Staker SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4796 More actions · Answer 2

CirquedeSQLeil (6/4/2010)
Trey Staker (6/4/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (6/4/2010)
Imbecile
Guayaquil
Just for the rhyme?

For the rhyme and Friday 1-hour left of work boredom blues.

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CirquedeSQLeil (6/4/2010)
Imbecile

What sparked this?

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 4

Trey Staker (6/4/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (6/4/2010)
Imbecile
What sparked this?

Spaghetti code and stupid practices that I am trying to fix. Oh, and add to it that I had to take over testing specific processes known only by one person here - but she couldn't do it because it stressed her out too much.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 5

Trey Staker (6/4/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (6/4/2010)
Imbecile
Guayaquil

Tranquil

argyle

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 6

tosscrosby

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Points: 18045

June 7, 2010 at 6:26 am

#1177046

Nyquil

-- You can't be late until you show up.

Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 7

tosscrosby (6/7/2010)
Nyquil

Ah Yes. There is really nothing like 100 proof over the counter cold products.

Nyquil, When only a good buzz will get you through that miserable cold.:laugh:

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 8

hypothetical

(What if there were no hypothetical questions?)

Joe

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 9

dbowlin (6/7/2010)
tosscrosby (6/7/2010)
Nyquil
Ah Yes. There is really nothing like 100 proof over the counter cold products.
Nyquil, When only a good buzz will get you through that miserable cold.:laugh:

LOL!

Drink whisky instead. It's just as ineffective against the common cold('s - all 400 of them) but you'll feel much happier about it!

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 10

Excedrin and Mylanta

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 11

crookj (6/7/2010)
hypothetical
(What if there were no hypothetical questions?)
Joe

I suppose we would hypothetically have to say "theoretically....." Argh! What if there was no "etically" to end those words with?

Trey Staker SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4796 More actions · Answer 12

Frustration and Fatigue as in:

“Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment” -- Dale Carnegie

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mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 13

Whirligig

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 14

mbricker-600840 (6/8/2010)
Whirligig

Did you know they could be "hand or friction" powered? :w00t: I don't even want to know......

-- You can't be late until you show up.

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 15

tosscrosby (6/8/2010)
mbricker-600840 (6/8/2010)
Whirligig
Did you know they could be "hand or friction" powered? :w00t: I don't even want to know......

Hand or friction powered aquatic beetle?

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden