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mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 1

squirrelly

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 2

Today's Random Worm!

So you thought the SAM-deflecting flares ejected by aircraft executing low-level manoeuvres in hot areas were post-WWII? Nah.

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 3

re-focus

John Rowan

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Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url] - by Jeff Moden

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 4

crookj

SSChampion

Points: 14075

June 1, 2010 at 9:44 am

#1174867

reflux

Joe

mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 5

redux

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 6

crookj (6/1/2010)
reflux
Joe

acid

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 7

CirquedeSQLeil (6/1/2010)
crookj (6/1/2010)
reflux
Joe
acid

Pickled onions

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 8

Chris Morris-439714 (6/1/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (6/1/2010)
crookj (6/1/2010)
reflux
Joe
acid
Pickled onions

Kimchee!

Joe :blush: (Note - The red is from the burning!)

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 9

crookj (6/1/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (6/1/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (6/1/2010)
crookj (6/1/2010)
reflux
Joe
acid
Pickled onions
Kimchee

huahua

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 10

Compromise

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 11

Confiscate

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 12

tosscrosby

SSCoach

Points: 18045

June 2, 2010 at 6:56 am

#1175254

litigate

-- You can't be late until you show up.

mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 13

mitigate

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 14

coffee

John Rowan

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Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url] - by Jeff Moden

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 15

Interviews.

Next 2 days will be on a panel. A needed function but takes time away from what needs to be done...

Joe