May 26, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Paul White NZ (5/26/2010)
MAXDOP 512
Maxedout
Breaktime 🙂
For better assistance in answering your questions, please read this[/url].
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins[/url] / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url] Jeff Moden[/url]
May 26, 2010 at 3:00 pm
dbowlin (5/26/2010)
sing4you (5/26/2010)
moleWhack - A - Mole:-D
LOL! ROFL, LMAO,
HA! HA! HA! HA!
Thanks,
This made my afternoon!
Joe
May 27, 2010 at 5:05 am
Ruminate
Mike
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey
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May 27, 2010 at 7:22 am
mbricker-600840 (5/27/2010)
Ruminate
Cud
Joe
May 27, 2010 at 9:40 pm
precipitous
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
May 28, 2010 at 5:17 am
momentous
Mike
“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey
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May 28, 2010 at 6:09 am
parcheesi
-- You can't be late until you show up.
May 28, 2010 at 7:26 am
Freedom (It is Memorial Weekend for us in the U.S.)
Rembember to give a moment of thought and thanks to those who gave their all for our Country.
Joe
May 28, 2010 at 7:43 am
crookj (5/28/2010)
Freedom (It is Memorial Weekend for us in the U.S.)Rembember to give a moment of thought and thanks to those who gave their all for our Country.
Joe
We should also give thanks that have served and are currently serving as well.
May 28, 2010 at 9:48 am
melancholy
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
May 28, 2010 at 10:03 am
Lynn Pettis (5/28/2010)
crookj (5/28/2010)
Freedom (It is Memorial Weekend for us in the U.S.)Rembember to give a moment of thought and thanks to those who gave their all for our Country.
Joe
We should also give thanks that have served and are currently serving as well.
Amen to that! Yes, thanks to all of you who have served, are serving, or are making a sacrifice do to a loved one that is serving. God bless you and your families!
May 28, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Liberty. At a time when personal liberties are being challenged all over the world, let's not only remember the men and women who serve, but the precious values they serve to uphold.
May 31, 2010 at 10:13 am
CirquedeSQLeil (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Dynamic SQL - versus - not very dynamic DBAs.Hey Chris, what's with the paint tin avatar?
Paint tin? :Whistling:
Yeah.
And congratulations.
Huh?:ermm:
There's a Dulux paint tin. There is!
The congratulations were for your pregnancy 🙂
Is the paint tin blue paint or pink paint?
Surely not pink - only white or blue.
Tom
May 31, 2010 at 10:20 am
Chris Morris-439714 (5/25/2010)
sing4you (5/24/2010)
Jack Black - that rare sippin' whiskeyArdbeg 😉
Ardmor
Tom
May 31, 2010 at 10:23 am
RBarryYoung (5/25/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
RBarryYoung (5/19/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/19/2010)
Young's modulusYes, and I'd appreciate your returning it too. 😛
:-D:-D
And not all bent-up like last time!
:w00t:
He must have applied too much tortional stress - perhaps he mistook a polar moment for a torsion constant?
Tom
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