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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 1

Back in Black

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 2

Black is black

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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tosscrosby SSCoach Points: 18045 More actions · Answer 3

bcsims 90437 (5/24/2010)
tosscrosby (5/24/2010)
Black Cow
Black n Tan

Ooohh, I like that much better!

-- You can't be late until you show up.

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 4

crookj

SSChampion

Points: 14075

May 24, 2010 at 12:21 pm

#1171705

Men in Black

Joe

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 5

crookj (5/24/2010)
Men in Black
Joe

Man in Black (Johnny Cash)

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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bcsims 90437 SSC Eights! Points: 929 More actions · Answer 6

Man in Black (LOST, it's over... now what am I going to do.)

Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 7

Sisters of Mercy

Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi

mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 8

Jack Black (Man named Black)

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 9

bcsims 90437 (5/24/2010)
Man in Black (LOST, it's over... now what am I going to do.)

Watch something worthwhile?

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 10

mbricker-600840 (5/24/2010)
Jack Black (Man named Black)

Black or White (works for both Jack and Michael)

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

sing4you SSCrazy Points: 2984 More actions · Answer 11

sing4you

SSCrazy

Points: 2984

May 24, 2010 at 3:05 pm

#1171776

Jack Black - that rare sippin' whiskey

mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 12

perplexed

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 13

Polymethylmethacrylate

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 14

sing4you (5/24/2010)
Jack Black - that rare sippin' whiskey

Ardbeg 😉

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 15

Linq2SQL - not as good as advertised.

Jack Corbett
Consultant - Straight Path Solutions
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