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  November 4, 2016 at 3:19 am

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  There are naive questions, tedious questions, ill-phrased questions, questions put after inadequate self-criticism. But every question is a cry to understand (the world). There is no such thing as a dumb question. ― Carl Sagan
  I would never join a club that would allow me as a member - Groucho Marx

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  November 4, 2016 at 3:48 am

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  November 4, 2016 at 10:26 am

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  November 4, 2016 at 10:44 am

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  November 4, 2016 at 10:48 am

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  November 4, 2016 at 10:50 am

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  November 4, 2016 at 10:52 am

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  November 4, 2016 at 11:02 am

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  November 4, 2016 at 11:20 am

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  November 4, 2016 at 11:33 am

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  Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
  

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  November 4, 2016 at 12:05 pm

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