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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 1

Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Dynamic SQL - versus - not very dynamic DBAs.
Hey Chris, what's with the paint tin avatar?
Paint tin? :Whistling:
Yeah.
And congratulations.

Huh?:ermm:

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150468 More actions · Answer 2

Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Dynamic SQL - versus - not very dynamic DBAs.
Hey Chris, what's with the paint tin avatar?
Paint tin? :Whistling:
Yeah.
And congratulations.
Huh?:ermm:

There's a Dulux paint tin. There is!

The congratulations were for your pregnancy 🙂

Paul White
All articles available on SQL.kiwi
@SQL_Kiwi

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 3

John Rowan (5/20/2010)
sing4you (5/20/2010)
Not pregnant 😀
Congrats! I'm happy for you too.

If you don't wish to be then - Congrats.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 4

Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Dynamic SQL - versus - not very dynamic DBAs.
Hey Chris, what's with the paint tin avatar?
Paint tin? :Whistling:
Yeah.
And congratulations.
Huh?:ermm:
There's a Dulux paint tin. There is!
The congratulations were for your pregnancy 🙂

Is the paint tin blue paint or pink paint?

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150468 More actions · Answer 5

CirquedeSQLeil (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Dynamic SQL - versus - not very dynamic DBAs.
Hey Chris, what's with the paint tin avatar?
Paint tin? :Whistling:
Yeah.
And congratulations.
Huh?:ermm:
There's a Dulux paint tin. There is!
The congratulations were for your pregnancy 🙂
Is the paint tin blue paint or pink paint?

It's white paint, and apparently extremely good value.

Am I really the only one that can see it?

Paul White
All articles available on SQL.kiwi
@SQL_Kiwi

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 6

CirquedeSQLeil (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Dynamic SQL - versus - not very dynamic DBAs.
Hey Chris, what's with the paint tin avatar?
Paint tin? :Whistling:
Yeah.
And congratulations.
Huh?:ermm:
There's a Dulux paint tin. There is!
The congratulations were for your pregnancy 🙂
Is the paint tin blue paint or pink paint?

LMAO!

Shhhh...It's Pure Brilliant White!

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 7

Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Dynamic SQL - versus - not very dynamic DBAs.
Hey Chris, what's with the paint tin avatar?
Paint tin? :Whistling:
Yeah.
And congratulations.
Huh?:ermm:
There's a Dulux paint tin. There is!
The congratulations were for your pregnancy 🙂
Is the paint tin blue paint or pink paint?
It's white paint, and apparently extremely good value.
Am I really the only one that can see it?

The word white is blurry - but now that you said it, yes I can see that.

I was just playing on the pregnancy - finishing up the nursery 😉

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (5/20/2010)
Is the paint tin blue paint or pink paint?
LMAO!
Shhhh...It's Pure Brilliant White!

HAHA - glad you caught that 😀

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150468 More actions · Answer 9

I see now - you guys are way ahead of me tonight.

Trying to do too many things at once, and failing to do any of them well!

Paul White
All articles available on SQL.kiwi
@SQL_Kiwi

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 10

Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
I see now - you guys are way ahead of me tonight.
Trying to do too many things at once, and failing to do any of them well!

I know the feeling. That is usually called morning for me.:cool:

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Trey Staker SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4796 More actions · Answer 11

Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Dynamic SQL - versus - not very dynamic DBAs.
Hey Chris, what's with the paint tin avatar?

lol 😀

btw -- I REALLY liked your comments in that discussion.

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Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150468 More actions · Answer 12

Trey Staker (5/20/2010)
btw -- I REALLY liked your comments in that discussion.

Me and Gianluca standing up for what's right!!! LOL

Wait until Jeff sees that thread...he does not suffer anti-dynamic-SQL bigots lightly.

Pork chop ahoy!

Night all.

Paul White
All articles available on SQL.kiwi
@SQL_Kiwi

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Trey Staker (5/20/2010)
btw -- I REALLY liked your comments in that discussion.
Me and Gianluca standing up for what's right!!! LOL
Wait until Jeff sees that thread...he does not suffer anti-dynamic-SQL bigots lightly.
Pork chop ahoy!
Night all.

Good night - I just recently jumped in on that discussion.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Trey Staker SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4796 More actions · Answer 14

CirquedeSQLeil (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Trey Staker (5/20/2010)
btw -- I REALLY liked your comments in that discussion.
Me and Gianluca standing up for what's right!!! LOL
Wait until Jeff sees that thread...he does not suffer anti-dynamic-SQL bigots lightly.
Pork chop ahoy!
Night all.
Good night - I just recently jumped in on that discussion.

I thought about jumping in on that discussion, I even wrote something up then deleted it. The reality is that I don't have anything more to contribute than what you 2 or Gianluca have already added. I frequently start replies, correct my mistakes then close the browser instead of hitting the post button. Writting is not my top skill.

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John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 15

Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
John Rowan (5/20/2010)
sing4you (5/20/2010)
Not pregnant 😀
Congrats! I'm happy for you too.
Oh John...I always thought you were one of us good guys...

I have 5 kids under the age of 10 so I love kids and I'm happy for those who are expeting, but I can also relate to the happiness that comes from not being pregnant!

John Rowan

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