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mbricker-600840 SSCertifiable Points: 5468 More actions · Answer 1

Stark

Mike

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”...Robert McCloskey

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sing4you SSCrazy Points: 2984 More actions · Answer 2

sing4you

SSCrazy

Points: 2984

May 20, 2010 at 7:01 am

#1170082

Not pregnant 😀

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 3

sing4you (5/20/2010)
Not pregnant 😀

Speak to Barry - he's got his modulus back 😀

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

sing4you SSCrazy Points: 2984 More actions · Answer 4

sing4you

SSCrazy

Points: 2984

May 20, 2010 at 7:18 am

#1170099

Maybe so, but mine's not coming back :w00t:

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 5

crookj

SSChampion

Points: 14075

May 20, 2010 at 7:46 am

#1170132

mbricker-600840 (5/20/2010)
Stark

Tony

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 6

Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
sing4you (5/20/2010)
Not pregnant 😀
Speak to Barry - he's got his modulus back 😀

SOM

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 7

crookj (5/20/2010)
mbricker-600840 (5/20/2010)
Stark
Tony

Industries

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 8

Steve Jones - SSC Editor

SSC Guru

Points: 736270

May 20, 2010 at 9:15 am

#1170199

Chores

Daniel Bowlin SSC-Dedicated Points: 34566 More actions · Answer 9

Daniel Bowlin

SSC-Dedicated

Points: 34566

May 20, 2010 at 9:28 am

#1170216

Steve Jones - Editor (5/20/2010)
Chores

Never ending.

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 10

dbowlin (5/20/2010)
Steve Jones - Editor (5/20/2010)
Chores
Never ending.

Good Lord! Lighten up, guys!

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 11

Dynamic SQL - versus - not very dynamic DBAs.

Hey Chris, what's with the paint tin avatar?

Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi

John Rowan SSC Guru Points: 56440 More actions · Answer 12

sing4you (5/20/2010)
Not pregnant 😀

Congrats! I'm happy for you too.

John Rowan

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Forum Etiquette: How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help[/url] - by Jeff Moden

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 13

Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Dynamic SQL - versus - not very dynamic DBAs.
Hey Chris, what's with the paint tin avatar?

Paint tin? :Whistling:

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 14

John Rowan (5/20/2010)
sing4you (5/20/2010)
Not pregnant 😀
Congrats! I'm happy for you too.

Oh John...I always thought you were one of us good guys...

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 15

Chris Morris-439714 (5/20/2010)
Paul White NZ (5/20/2010)
Dynamic SQL - versus - not very dynamic DBAs.
Hey Chris, what's with the paint tin avatar?
Paint tin? :Whistling:

Yeah.

And congratulations.

Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi