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• djj

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  August 3, 2016 at 6:15 am

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• crookj

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  August 3, 2016 at 6:18 am

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• Ed Wagner

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  August 3, 2016 at 6:19 am

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• Hugo Kornelis

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  August 3, 2016 at 6:22 am

  #1893456

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  Hugo Kornelis, SQL Server/Data Platform MVP (2006-2016)
  Visit my SQL Server blog: https://sqlserverfast.com/blog/
  SQL Server Execution Plan Reference: https://sqlserverfast.com/epr/
  

• Luis Cazares

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  August 3, 2016 at 6:29 am

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  Luis C.
  General Disclaimer:
  Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

  How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

• Y.B.

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  August 3, 2016 at 7:08 am

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• Ed Wagner

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  August 3, 2016 at 7:10 am

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
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• crookj

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  August 3, 2016 at 7:15 am

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• whereisSQL?

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  August 3, 2016 at 9:13 am

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• djj

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  August 3, 2016 at 9:53 am

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• Ed Wagner

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  August 3, 2016 at 10:43 am

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• Hugo Kornelis

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  August 3, 2016 at 10:57 am

  #1893557

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  Grumpy DBA (8/3/2016)

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  djj (8/3/2016)

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  Mob

  Mafia

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  (black) Mamba

  Venom

  Spiderman

  Arachnophobia

  Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

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  Hugo Kornelis, SQL Server/Data Platform MVP (2006-2016)
  Visit my SQL Server blog: https://sqlserverfast.com/blog/
  SQL Server Execution Plan Reference: https://sqlserverfast.com/epr/
  

• Ed Wagner

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  August 3, 2016 at 11:21 am

  #1893562

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  Mob

  Mafia

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  (black) Mamba

  Venom

  Spiderman

  Arachnophobia

  Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

  Schizophrenia (just a guess, could be paranoia)

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• whereisSQL?

  SSCarpal Tunnel

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  August 3, 2016 at 11:28 am

  #1893563

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  Audience

  Mob

  Mafia

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  Created

  Born

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  Out

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  Winder

  (black) Mamba

  Venom

  Spiderman

  Arachnophobia

  Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

  Schizophrenia (just a guess, could be paranoia)

  Counselling

• Luis Cazares

  SSC Guru

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  August 3, 2016 at 2:03 pm

  #1893604

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  Mob

  Mafia

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  Created

  Born

  This way

  Out

  Side

  Winder

  (black) Mamba

  Venom

  Spiderman

  Arachnophobia

  Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

  Schizophrenia (just a guess, could be paranoia)

  Counselling

  Couples

  Luis C.
  General Disclaimer:
  Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

  How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2