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• eccentricDBA

  SSCarpal Tunnel

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  July 11, 2016 at 6:57 am

  #1889398

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• Grumpy DBA

  SSChampion

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  July 11, 2016 at 7:28 am

  #1889403

  eccentricDBA (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

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  July 11, 2016 at 7:36 am

  #1889409

  Grumpy DBA (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Arnold Schwarzenegger

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• Neil Burton

  SSC-Insane

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  July 11, 2016 at 7:42 am

  #1889412

  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (7/11/2016)

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  eccentricDBA (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Manic Star (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Arnold Schwarzenegger

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  Semi-colon

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  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

  How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

• djj

  SSCoach

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  July 11, 2016 at 8:41 am

  #1889430

  BWFC (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Manic Star (7/11/2016)

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  Arnold Schwarzenegger

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  Semi-colon

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• ManicStar

  SSCoach

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  July 11, 2016 at 8:45 am

  #1889431

  djj (7/11/2016)

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  BWFC (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Arnold Schwarzenegger

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  Sigmund Freud

• whereisSQL?

  SSCarpal Tunnel

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  July 11, 2016 at 9:07 am

  #1889441

  Manic Star (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Manic Star (7/11/2016)

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  Arnold Schwarzenegger

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  Sigmund Freud

  Psychoanalysis

• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

  Points: 287026

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  July 11, 2016 at 10:25 am

  #1889464

  whereisSQL? (7/11/2016)

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  Manic Star (7/11/2016)

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  djj (7/11/2016)

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  BWFC (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Arnold Schwarzenegger

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  Sigmund Freud

  Psychoanalysis

  Why

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• eccentricDBA

  SSCarpal Tunnel

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  July 11, 2016 at 10:30 am

  #1889467

  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  whereisSQL? (7/11/2016)

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  Manic Star (7/11/2016)

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  djj (7/11/2016)

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  BWFC (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (7/11/2016)

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  eccentricDBA (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Manic Star (7/11/2016)

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  Luis Cazares (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Arnold Schwarzenegger

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  Semi-colon

  sigmoid colon

  Sigmund Freud

  Psychoanalysis

  Why

  Socratic Method

• HappyGeek

  SSCoach

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  July 11, 2016 at 10:49 am

  #1889476

  eccentricDBA (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Manic Star (7/11/2016)

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  djj (7/11/2016)

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  BWFC (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (7/11/2016)

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  eccentricDBA (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Manic Star (7/11/2016)

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  Luis Cazares (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Explosion

  Shrapnel

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  Arnold Schwarzenegger

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  Semi-colon

  sigmoid colon

  Sigmund Freud

  Psychoanalysis

  Why

  Socratic Method

  Ask

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• Revenant

  SSC-Forever

  Points: 42467

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  July 11, 2016 at 10:52 am

  #1889477

  HappyGeek (7/11/2016)

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  eccentricDBA (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  whereisSQL? (7/11/2016)

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  Manic Star (7/11/2016)

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  djj (7/11/2016)

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  BWFC (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (7/11/2016)

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  eccentricDBA (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Manic Star (7/11/2016)

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  Luis Cazares (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Boom

  chick-chicky-boom

  Explosion

  Shrapnel

  collateral damage

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Terminator

  Semi-colon

  sigmoid colon

  Sigmund Freud

  Psychoanalysis

  Why

  Socratic Method

  Ask

  Bid

• Alan Burstein

  SSC Guru

  Points: 61141

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  July 11, 2016 at 10:55 am

  #1889480

  Revenant (7/11/2016)

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  HappyGeek (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  whereisSQL? (7/11/2016)

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  Manic Star (7/11/2016)

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  djj (7/11/2016)

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  BWFC (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (7/11/2016)

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  eccentricDBA (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Manic Star (7/11/2016)

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  Luis Cazares (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Boom

  chick-chicky-boom

  Explosion

  Shrapnel

  collateral damage

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Terminator

  Semi-colon

  sigmoid colon

  Sigmund Freud

  Psychoanalysis

  Why

  Socratic Method

  Ask

  Bid

  den

  "I cant stress enough the importance of switching from a sequential files mindset to set-based thinking. After you make the switch, you can spend your time tuning and optimizing your queries instead of maintaining lengthy, poor-performing code."

  -- Itzik Ben-Gan 2001

• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

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  July 11, 2016 at 11:05 am

  #1889481

  Alan.B (7/11/2016)

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  Revenant (7/11/2016)

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  HappyGeek (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  whereisSQL? (7/11/2016)

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  Manic Star (7/11/2016)

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  djj (7/11/2016)

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  BWFC (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (7/11/2016)

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  eccentricDBA (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Manic Star (7/11/2016)

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  Luis Cazares (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Boom

  chick-chicky-boom

  Explosion

  Shrapnel

  collateral damage

  Arnold Schwarzenegger

  Terminator

  Semi-colon

  sigmoid colon

  Sigmund Freud

  Psychoanalysis

  Why

  Socratic Method

  Ask

  Bid

  den

  Lion

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• Ray K

  SSC-Dedicated

  Points: 31164

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  July 11, 2016 at 12:07 pm

  #1889490

  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Lion

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• djj

  SSCoach

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  July 11, 2016 at 12:17 pm

  #1889494

  Ray K (7/11/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (7/11/2016)

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  Lion

  Tiger

  Bears (oh, my)