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  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

  How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

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  July 1, 2016 at 5:24 am

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  July 1, 2016 at 5:41 am

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  July 1, 2016 at 6:14 am

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  July 1, 2016 at 7:09 am

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  July 1, 2016 at 9:13 am

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  Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

  How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

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  July 1, 2016 at 11:04 am

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