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• Ray K

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  June 23, 2016 at 1:54 pm

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Luis Cazares (6/23/2016)

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  ThomasRushton (6/23/2016)

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  Y.B. (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Check out my blog at https://pianorayk.wordpress.com/

• Ed Wagner

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  June 23, 2016 at 1:57 pm

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  Ray K (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Luis Cazares (6/23/2016)

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  ThomasRushton (6/23/2016)

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  Y.B. (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• Hugo Kornelis

  SSC Guru

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  June 23, 2016 at 3:43 pm

  #1886638

  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Ray K (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Luis Cazares (6/23/2016)

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  ThomasRushton (6/23/2016)

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  Y.B. (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Jane

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  Hugo Kornelis, SQL Server/Data Platform MVP (2006-2016)
  Visit my SQL Server blog: https://sqlserverfast.com/blog/
  SQL Server Execution Plan Reference: https://sqlserverfast.com/epr/
  

• Revenant

  SSC-Forever

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  June 23, 2016 at 4:38 pm

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  Hugo Kornelis (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Ray K (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  ThomasRushton (6/23/2016)

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  Y.B. (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Jane

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• Hugo Kornelis

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  June 24, 2016 at 2:28 am

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  Revenant (6/23/2016)

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  Hugo Kornelis (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Ray K (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Luis Cazares (6/23/2016)

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  ThomasRushton (6/23/2016)

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  Y.B. (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Jane

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  Lord (of the apes)

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  Hugo Kornelis, SQL Server/Data Platform MVP (2006-2016)
  Visit my SQL Server blog: https://sqlserverfast.com/blog/
  SQL Server Execution Plan Reference: https://sqlserverfast.com/epr/
  

• Thomas Rushton

  SSC-Insane

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  June 24, 2016 at 3:08 am

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  Hugo Kornelis (6/24/2016)

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  Revenant (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Ray K (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  ThomasRushton (6/23/2016)

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  Y.B. (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Thomas Rushton
  blog: https://thelonedba.wordpress.com

• Neil Burton

  SSC-Insane

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  June 24, 2016 at 3:31 am

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  ThomasRushton (6/24/2016)

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  Hugo Kornelis (6/24/2016)

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  Revenant (6/23/2016)

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  Ray K (6/23/2016)

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  On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
  —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

  How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

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  June 24, 2016 at 5:05 am

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  BWFC (6/24/2016)

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  ThomasRushton (6/24/2016)

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  Hugo Kornelis (6/24/2016)

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  Revenant (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Y.B. (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• Thomas Rushton

  SSC-Insane

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  June 24, 2016 at 5:17 am

  #1886695

  Ed Wagner (6/24/2016)

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  BWFC (6/24/2016)

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  ThomasRushton (6/24/2016)

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  Hugo Kornelis (6/24/2016)

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  Revenant (6/23/2016)

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  Hugo Kornelis (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Ray K (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  ThomasRushton (6/23/2016)

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  Y.B. (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Thomas Rushton
  blog: https://thelonedba.wordpress.com

• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

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  June 24, 2016 at 5:21 am

  #1886698

  ThomasRushton (6/24/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/24/2016)

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  BWFC (6/24/2016)

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  ThomasRushton (6/24/2016)

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  Hugo Kornelis (6/24/2016)

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  Revenant (6/23/2016)

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  Hugo Kornelis (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Ray K (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Luis Cazares (6/23/2016)

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  ThomasRushton (6/23/2016)

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  Y.B. (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (6/23/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/23/2016)

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  Jane

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  Lord (of the apes)

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  Divide

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  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• Grumpy DBA

  SSChampion

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  June 24, 2016 at 7:16 am

  #1886727

  Ed Wagner (6/24/2016)

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  ThomasRushton (6/24/2016)

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  Jerry Lee Lewis

• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

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  June 24, 2016 at 7:18 am

  #1886730

  Grumpy DBA (6/24/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/24/2016)

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  ThomasRushton (6/24/2016)

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  Balls

  Fire

  Jerry Lee Lewis

  Slapstick

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions

• Hugo Kornelis

  SSC Guru

  Points: 64790

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  June 24, 2016 at 7:43 am

  #1886737

  Ed Wagner (6/24/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (6/24/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/24/2016)

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  ThomasRushton (6/24/2016)

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  Fire

  Jerry Lee Lewis

  Slapstick

  Laurel and Hardy

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  Hugo Kornelis, SQL Server/Data Platform MVP (2006-2016)
  Visit my SQL Server blog: https://sqlserverfast.com/blog/
  SQL Server Execution Plan Reference: https://sqlserverfast.com/epr/
  

• Luis Cazares

  SSC Guru

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  June 24, 2016 at 7:46 am

  #1886742

  Hugo Kornelis (6/24/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/24/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (6/24/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/24/2016)

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  Balls

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  Jerry Lee Lewis

  Slapstick

  Laurel and Hardy

  Tom & Jerry

  Luis C.
  General Disclaimer:
  Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

  How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

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  June 24, 2016 at 7:56 am

  #1886745

  Luis Cazares (6/24/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/24/2016)

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  Grumpy DBA (6/24/2016)

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  Ed Wagner (6/24/2016)

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  ThomasRushton (6/24/2016)

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  Balls

  Fire

  Jerry Lee Lewis

  Slapstick

  Laurel and Hardy

  Tom & Jerry

  Stooges (must admit L & H are my absolute favorites)

  Tally Tables - Performance Personified
  String Splitting with True Performance
  Best practices on how to ask questions