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• Thomas Rushton

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  May 19, 2016 at 8:10 am

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• Alan Burstein

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  May 19, 2016 at 8:19 am

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  "I cant stress enough the importance of switching from a sequential files mindset to set-based thinking. After you make the switch, you can spend your time tuning and optimizing your queries instead of maintaining lengthy, poor-performing code."

  -- Itzik Ben-Gan 2001

• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

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  May 19, 2016 at 10:37 am

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• Revenant

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  May 19, 2016 at 10:41 am

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• Alan Burstein

  SSC Guru

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  May 19, 2016 at 10:51 am

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  "I cant stress enough the importance of switching from a sequential files mindset to set-based thinking. After you make the switch, you can spend your time tuning and optimizing your queries instead of maintaining lengthy, poor-performing code."

  -- Itzik Ben-Gan 2001

• Ed Wagner

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  May 19, 2016 at 10:55 am

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• crookj

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  May 19, 2016 at 11:55 am

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• ManicStar

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  May 20, 2016 at 8:10 am

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• Ray K

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  May 20, 2016 at 8:18 am

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• Luis Cazares

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  May 20, 2016 at 8:23 am

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  General Disclaimer:
  Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

  How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

• ManicStar

  SSCoach

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  May 20, 2016 at 8:25 am

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• djj

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  May 20, 2016 at 9:58 am

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• crookj

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  May 20, 2016 at 10:20 am

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• Ed Wagner

  SSC Guru

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  May 20, 2016 at 10:28 am

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• Y.B.

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  May 20, 2016 at 11:08 am

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