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Alan Burstein SSC Guru Points: 61141 More actions · Answer 1

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Bill

"I cant stress enough the importance of switching from a sequential files mindset to set-based thinking. After you make the switch, you can spend your time tuning and optimizing your queries instead of maintaining lengthy, poor-performing code."

-- Itzik Ben-Gan 2001

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 2

Alan.B (5/16/2016)
Manic Star (5/16/2016)
crookj (5/16/2016)
Hugo Kornelis (5/16/2016)
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djj (5/16/2016)
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Gates

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 23000 More actions · Answer 3

Ed Wagner (5/17/2016)
Alan.B (5/16/2016)
Manic Star (5/16/2016)
crookj (5/16/2016)
Hugo Kornelis (5/16/2016)
Revenant (5/16/2016)
HappyGeek (5/16/2016)
Grumpy DBA (5/16/2016)
djj (5/16/2016)
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Limo
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Bill
Gates

Pearly

On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
—Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

How to post a question to get the most help http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 4

BWFC (5/17/2016)
Ed Wagner (5/17/2016)
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Manic Star (5/16/2016)
crookj (5/16/2016)
Hugo Kornelis (5/16/2016)
Revenant (5/16/2016)
HappyGeek (5/16/2016)
Grumpy DBA (5/16/2016)
djj (5/16/2016)
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Shot
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Limo
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Bill
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Whites

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

Thomas Rushton SSC-Insane Points: 22649 More actions · Answer 5

Ed Wagner (5/17/2016)
BWFC (5/17/2016)
Ed Wagner (5/17/2016)
Alan.B (5/16/2016)
Manic Star (5/16/2016)
crookj (5/16/2016)
Hugo Kornelis (5/16/2016)
Revenant (5/16/2016)
HappyGeek (5/16/2016)
Grumpy DBA (5/16/2016)
djj (5/16/2016)
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Shot
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Limo
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Bill
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Yolks

Thomas Rushton
blog: https://thelonedba.wordpress.com

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 6

ThomasRushton (5/17/2016)
Ed Wagner (5/17/2016)
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Ed Wagner (5/17/2016)
Alan.B (5/16/2016)
Manic Star (5/16/2016)
crookj (5/16/2016)
Hugo Kornelis (5/16/2016)
Revenant (5/16/2016)
HappyGeek (5/16/2016)
Grumpy DBA (5/16/2016)
djj (5/16/2016)
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Limo
Limbo
Chiropractor
Bill
Gates
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Yolks

Emulsifier

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
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djj SSCoach Points: 18831 More actions · Answer 7

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ThomasRushton (5/17/2016)
Ed Wagner (5/17/2016)
BWFC (5/17/2016)
Ed Wagner (5/17/2016)
Alan.B (5/16/2016)
Manic Star (5/16/2016)
crookj (5/16/2016)
Hugo Kornelis (5/16/2016)
Revenant (5/16/2016)
HappyGeek (5/16/2016)
Grumpy DBA (5/16/2016)
djj (5/16/2016)
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Emulsifier

Blend

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 8

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Ed Wagner (5/17/2016)
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crookj (5/16/2016)
Hugo Kornelis (5/16/2016)
Revenant (5/16/2016)
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Amalgam

DonlSimpson SSCertifiable Points: 7043 More actions · Answer 9

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Ed Wagner (5/17/2016)
BWFC (5/17/2016)
Ed Wagner (5/17/2016)
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Manic Star (5/16/2016)
crookj (5/16/2016)
Hugo Kornelis (5/16/2016)
Revenant (5/16/2016)
HappyGeek (5/16/2016)
Grumpy DBA (5/16/2016)
djj (5/16/2016)
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Bill
Gates
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Amalgam

Filling

Don Simpson

I'm not sure about Heisenberg.

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31164 More actions · Answer 10

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Pie

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 11

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Banana (cream)

Thomas Rushton SSC-Insane Points: 22649 More actions · Answer 12

crookj (5/17/2016)
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Split

Thomas Rushton
blog: https://thelonedba.wordpress.com

Luis Cazares SSC Guru Points: 183706 More actions · Answer 13

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Van Damme

Luis C.
General Disclaimer:
Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 14

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Bloodsport

Tally Tables - Performance Personified
String Splitting with True Performance
Best practices on how to ask questions

Y.B. SSChampion Points: 11649 More actions · Answer 15

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Bloodsport

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SELECT quote FROM brain WHERE original = 1
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