November 3, 2009 at 4:00 am
HI
When you woke up today, or logged-onto Opera Forums, you may have had a dream, a thought, a scene or a word running through your mind...
Jump on that word...
And.
Post it here by it's thumbs! :hat: Quickly! Before it becomes a number!
November 6, 2009 at 11:58 am
snow
November 6, 2009 at 12:18 pm
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November 9, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Visioconference
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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November 10, 2009 at 5:59 am
drudgery
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
November 10, 2009 at 1:15 pm
RBAR
No - really - it is vision.
Joe
November 11, 2009 at 9:51 am
teletravaille
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
November 11, 2009 at 10:08 am
lexicographicolatry
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
November 11, 2009 at 10:51 am
GSquared (11/11/2009)
lexicographicolatry
yeah, well that's a given, isn't it? 😉
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
November 11, 2009 at 10:52 am
jcrawf02 (11/11/2009)
GSquared (11/11/2009)
lexicographicolatryyeah, well that's a given, isn't it? 😉
Yep. 🙂
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread
"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
November 12, 2009 at 1:07 pm
WhatDoughHeadUsesAVGinPlaceofSumWhenTryingtoGetASum
I figured i could use my new column name as a word since that is what I have been fixing in an executive report lately.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
November 12, 2009 at 1:12 pm
How about a medical concern?
Foot In Mouth disease...
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How best to post your question[/url]
How to post performance problems[/url]
Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]
"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
November 12, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Serenity
RegardsRudy KomacsarSenior Database Administrator"Ave Caesar! - Morituri te salutamus."
November 12, 2009 at 2:31 pm
in/*use master; select * from sys.users*/jection
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Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part...unless you're my manager...or a director and above...or a really loud-spoken end-user..All right - what was my emergency again?
November 13, 2009 at 6:41 am
Are we human or are we dancer?
Madame Artois
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