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Today's Random Bombshell

ChrisM@Work

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November 9, 2016 at 7:27 am

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What on Earth have you done? This trumps Chicxulub, the other side of El Muro!
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Neil Burton SSC-Insane Points: 23000 More actions · Answer 1

Apparently an orange turd with a straw comb-over has got a really important job somewhere. I can't quite understand it myself.

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Grumpy DBA SSChampion Points: 12515 More actions · Answer 2

Apparently a lying, scheming, scamming, scandalous, dishonest, crooked, untrustworthy, deceitful, corrupt, devious criminal did not get a really important job somewhere. I can't quite understand it myself.

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31164 More actions · Answer 3

Went on a trip a few weeks ago. Concerned about getting there safely, I asked a friend what to do. He told me, "just follow the signs, and you'll be fine."

So I set out. The first sign I saw was, "CLEAN RESTROOMS -- NEXT 500 MILES."

I finally made it to my destination about a week later, after going through 250 rolls of paper towels, 300 cans of Ajax, 95 bottles of toilet bowl cleaner, and 70 bottles of Windex.

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djj SSCoach Points: 18831 More actions · Answer 4

Ray K (12/1/2016)
Went on a trip a few weeks ago. Concerned about getting there safely, I asked a friend what to do. He told me, "just follow the signs, and you'll be fine."
So I set out. The first sign I saw was, "CLEAN RESTROOMS -- NEXT 500 MILES."
I finally made it to my destination about a week later, after going through 250 rolls of paper towels, 300 cans of Ajax, 95 bottles of toilet bowl cleaner, and 70 bottles of Windex.

:laugh:

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736254 More actions · Answer 5

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