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Thinking of starting a dating site for DBAs

  • September 4, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    #867447

    It's not the inner and outer joins I'm worried about. It's the cross joins!!

    If there is such a group we need to make sure replication is turned off by default.


    Alvin Ramard
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  • September 4, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    #867450

    If that's too HARD, then just TRIGGER DELETE AFTER INSERT...

    :D:D:D

    Steve (aka sgmunson) 🙂 🙂 🙂
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  • September 4, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    #867550

    Yikes, this thread is skirting the edge.

  • September 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    #867553

    SKIRT?!?

    WHERE???


    Alvin Ramard
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  • September 5, 2008 at 6:36 am

    #867704

    any more proof geeks need all the (social) help they can get?

  • September 5, 2008 at 7:25 am

    #867742

    Alvin Ramard (9/4/2008)

    SKIRT?!?

    WHERE???

    The six inches skirt is two edged he drools and she wonder if she can also pull it off. Always works like a charm. Running at least three miles a day required. He he.

    :Whistling:

    Kind regards,
    Gift Peddie

  • September 5, 2008 at 7:48 am

    #867759

    oh dear god.. do some of you never leave the darkened corners of the server room ?!!

  • September 5, 2008 at 7:54 am

    #867765

    Simon_L (9/5/2008)

    oh dear god.. do some of you never leave the darkened corners of the server room ?!!

    Do you really need to ask?

    Actually I do leave work regularly, thanks to VPN.


    Alvin Ramard
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  • September 5, 2008 at 7:57 am

    #867772

    Apparently... it seems we only:

    SELECT SELF

    INTO SKIRTS

    FROM AVAILABLE_WOMEN

    WHERE BODY_CHARACTERISTICS = 'DESIRABLE'

    :D:D:D

    P.S. perhaps "SELECT" should be read as "INFLICT"...

    Steve (aka sgmunson) 🙂 🙂 🙂
    Rent Servers for Income (picks and shovels strategy)

  • September 5, 2008 at 8:05 am

    #867783

    Hmm, I can just see the first date:

    For Her:

    SELECT main_course

    FROM menu

    WHERE price > (SELECT affordable FROM datesWallet)

    AND chance_of_slopping IS NULL

    For Him:

    SELECT sharing_starter

    FROM menu

    WHERE likelihood_of_sharing = 0

    UNION ALL

    SELECT main_course

    FROM menu

    WHERE main_component = 'meat'

    AND hunter_gather_rating = 10

    [Edit]Or does this just say something about me?!?! :crazy:[/Edit]


    Ade

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