Thinking of starting a dating site for DBAs

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    Where database professionals can merge join based on 27 parameters in our stored procedure of compatibility. Find your nested loop today!

    :hehe:

  • *RotFL* :hehe:

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  • That's good 🙂

  • Will it help me find a partner who like cursors as much as I do? I don't think I could date anyone else! 😀

  • I would have hoped for more of merge join than a loop...

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  • Now, now, let's keep it clean

  • That would be great. SELF JOINS get old fast.

  • What the fun of a clean dating site?

  • jminette (9/2/2008)


    Where database professionals can merge join based on 27 parameters in our stored procedure of compatibility.

    Hmmm, sounds like a performance problem. 😛

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  • rbarryyoung (9/3/2008)


    jminette (9/2/2008)


    Where database professionals can merge join based on 27 parameters in our stored procedure of compatibility.

    Hmmm, sounds like a performance problem. 😛

    Throw more hardware at it . . .:D

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  • Does the dating website allow only DBAs and database developers to participate?

    I thought we should always think 'outside the box'.

  • Yes, but while doing one's thinking "outside", one's objective is usually to eventually find one's way "inside"...

    :D:D:D

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  • I'm sure issues such as 'performance' and 'input/output' rates will come 'up'...could cause a new 'process' to be 'spawned'?

    :w00t:

  • I'm trying to picture the difference between an inner join and an outer join, (outer join sounds painful)....or a one-to-many join - woohoo!! Seems like the possibilities could be endless (and very interesting)! :w00t:

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  • I am thinking about the 'For each loop' and 'Try Catch' error routine. 😀

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