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davidwhitton

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April 7, 2010 at 6:03 am

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The Matrix from the movie...If it was programmed in SQL...How many programmers, how much storage, equipment, etc....
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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 1

700 Exabytes

8096 Developers

There would also need to be backups and DR planning which would incur more storage and more database admins.

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Steve Cullen SSCertifiable Points: 5598 More actions · Answer 2

This is OT 😛

Converting oxygen into carbon dioxide, since 1955.

Schadenfreude-Mei SSChampion Points: 14083 More actions · Answer 3

If you think about it, it requires no more storage or processing then can be achieved by the sum total of humanoid brains taking part in the said matrix environment. Perceptions, feelings, relationships and the world as experienced by each 'individual'. After all we are all trapped in the perceptive matrix created by our own minds anyway!

There is no spoon.

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 4

SQL Developer Edition, 2 humans, and about 63.5 days to realize that two humans will not act in a set based manner and want to do everything on their own before you switch back to C++

David Webb-CDS SSCoach Points: 17398 More actions · Answer 5

I'm not sure, but it probably won't run on Windows because Microsoft isn't going to support a 64 bit driver for the human brain. You won't be able to run SSCS (SQL Server Cerebral Services) in native mode. You'll have to use the old 32 bit TTS (Thought Transformation Services), or re-write everything.

And then again, I might be wrong ...
David Webb

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David Webb-200187 (6/21/2010)
I'm not sure, but it probably won't run on Windows because Microsoft isn't going to support a 64 bit driver for the human brain. You won't be able to run SSCS (SQL Server Cerebral Services) in native mode. You'll have to use the old 32 bit TTS (Thought Transformation Services), or re-write everything.

I bet UNIX with DBase III would work 😉

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Schadenfreude-Mei (6/21/2010)
... After all we are all trapped in the perceptive matrix created by our own minds anyway! ...

Can I "borrow" one of your red pills? 😛

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Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 8

Am I the only one picturing Joe Celko as The Architect??? :w00t:

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 9

Ninja's_RGR'us (6/22/2010)
Am I the only one picturing Joe Celko as The Architect??? :w00t:

LOL, that's perfect!