The Geek Christmas Poll
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below86 (12/13/2013)
Jim P. (12/13/2013)
All I really want for Christmas is 6 numbers on one line just one time. :laugh:I'd like to use my one time for that tonight.
It's still a tax on people that are bad at Maths. Put it in a mutual fund instead!
[font="Verdana"]Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you.[/font]
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Thomas Abraham (12/16/2013)
below86 (12/13/2013)
Jim P. (12/13/2013)
All I really want for Christmas is 6 numbers on one line just one time. :laugh:I'd like to use my one time for that tonight.
It's still a tax on people that are bad at Maths. Put it in a mutual fund instead!
This may be true, but it only cost a dollar for a ticket.
Still I'll be looking for the 'lightning' to strike me Tuesday night. C'mon dealer one time!! 
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we travel not to escape life but for life not to escape us
Don't fear failure, fear regret. -
Three geeky gifts on my list
http://www.google.com/glass/start/
http://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-SQL-Server-2012-Internals/dp/0735658560
http://www.samsung.com/us/guide-to-galaxy-smart-devices/galaxy-gear.html
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events -
Time.
Gaz
-- Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen...they're everywhere!!!
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To borrow a concept from one of my favorite old Star Trek episodes, I long for the simplicity of play.
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)
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