March 31, 2016 at 8:09 pm
Comments posted to this topic are about the item The Database Transaction Unit (DTU) Decoded
April 1, 2016 at 1:09 am
Me: Please let this be an April's Fools joke.
Me: Please let this be an April's Fools joke.
Me: Please let this be an April's Fools joke.
Editorial: It is an April's Fools joke!!!
Me: Phew!!!
DTUs are something that I would like to understand but it is hard to know how I can use them to estimate requirements or cost.
Gaz
-- Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen...they're everywhere!!!
April 1, 2016 at 2:52 am
I really should drink my coffee before reading t'internet articles on April 1st. I was believing that all the way until the end... :blush:
April 1, 2016 at 3:07 am
I was getting so excited until I realised the date....:hehe:
April 1, 2016 at 3:31 am
Totally fooled me with the title. I clicked on it in today's newsletter INSTANTLY, because I was so excited to learn how it worked. Hahaha, nice one.
April 1, 2016 at 7:12 am
Brent Ozar (4/1/2016)
Totally fooled me with the title. I clicked on it in today's newsletter INSTANTLY, because I was so excited to learn how it worked. Hahaha, nice one.
😛
April 1, 2016 at 10:23 am
One day a year, the joke is on them. The rest of the year, it is on us. When I saw Schrödinger's equation, I thought that Microsoft was finally basing their licensing model on something that is understandable, but still not completely predictable. (The Heisenberg uncertainty principle would replace the standard Microsoft licensing uncertainty model. You still don't know the cost of what you are buying until you actually buy it, and once you buy it, you don't completely know what you bought.) 🙂
RandyHelpdesk: Perhaps Im not the only one that does not know what you are doing. 😉
April 3, 2016 at 11:43 pm
Fortunately I do not need to worry about that. I have people who do the maths. I am a bit, no a lot, dumb where it comes to maths.
:-PManie Verster
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April 4, 2016 at 6:57 am
Wow, fascinating.
April 4, 2016 at 9:53 am
PS Microsoft announced some good news the day before April 1st: Xamarin will be free for users of Visual Studio. It was not a joke. Now back to figuring out MSDN licensing in our select agreement....
RandyHelpdesk: Perhaps Im not the only one that does not know what you are doing. 😉
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