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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 1

Just to be cruel... go into query options (on someone else's machine) and change the batch separator from "GO" to "SELECT".

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spaghettidba SSC Guru Points: 105732 More actions · Answer 2

You definitely have to check out this[/url] and this.

Very funny.

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Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150468 More actions · Answer 3

The Dixie Flatline (3/24/2010)
Just to be cruel... go into query options (on someone else's machine) and change the batch separator from "GO" to "SELECT".

Awesome! Cannot wait to try that...:-D

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Garadin One Orange Chip Points: 29613 More actions · Answer 4

The Dixie Flatline (3/24/2010)
Just to be cruel... go into query options (on someone else's machine) and change the batch separator from "GO" to "SELECT".

And what opportune timing, with April Fool's day right around the corner. Now I just need to figure out how to get onto my co-worker's computer without him knowing...

Seth Phelabaum

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WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95460 More actions · Answer 5

Gianluca Sartori (3/24/2010)
You definitely have to check out this[/url] and this.
Very funny.

I knew I had seen this, but I thought it was on this site. Thanks for the links.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 6

The Dixie Flatline (3/24/2010)
Just to be cruel... go into query options (on someone else's machine) and change the batch separator from "GO" to "SELECT".

That is totally rotten.

I like it.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 7

Gianluca Sartori (3/24/2010)
You definitely have to check out this[/url] and this.
Very funny.

Ah yes, it is all coming back to me now. I remember a blog about tibbling and then reading that same article by Phil. I think it would be quite funny to name the tables something like those characters.

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John McC Hall of Fame Points: 3410 More actions · Answer 8

At least in 2k8 we have Intellisense otherwise it might be a tad difficult remembering which symbolic (or should that be shambolic) table is which 😉

Now was it ~¬.¬~ or ¬~.~¬

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 9

John McC (3/25/2010)
At least in 2k8 we have Intellisense otherwise it might be a tad difficult remembering which symbolic (or should that be shambolic) table is which 😉
Now was it ~¬.¬~ or ¬~.~¬

neither. It was ¿¿?¿¿

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John McC Hall of Fame Points: 3410 More actions · Answer 10

Ah.

That would explain why I couldn't find the b@##y st??%d table

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 11

John McC (3/26/2010)
Ah.
That would explain why I couldn't find the b@##y st??%d table

I think so.

Another reason could be that the table changes names daily. Guess what it is today.

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Garadin One Orange Chip Points: 29613 More actions · Answer 12

I'm almost inspired to create a whole database with "picture text" table names like >^.^< and <('.'<).

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Almost.

Seth Phelabaum

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

Garadin (3/26/2010)
I'm almost inspired to create a whole database with "picture text" table names like >^.^< and <('.'<).
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Almost.

That would be a fun database and could be quite a fun blog or presentation.

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004406 More actions · Answer 14

As a bit of a side bar, my favorite name for a Temp table used to resolve a difficult problem is... you guessed it... #MyHead. 😛

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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 15

Peter Brinkhaus (3/23/2010)
Note that variable names @, @@ or names starting with @@ are deprecated in SQL 2008. See http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms143729.aspx:
Do not use @ or @@ or names that begin with @@ as identifiers.
Peter

And # and ## as temp table and stored proc names are going too, either someone at MS has no sense of humour or they are making an attempt to prevent people writing ridiculously incomprehensible code, which would be bound to fail because all good programmers can write incomprehensible code in any useful language, and bad programmers can't write any other sort.

Tom