August 15, 2008 at 7:45 am
Who says you don't do your best thinking on the can?!?
IS TO TOP, THEN PUBLIC RULE
IS TO NOT DUMP NOW 😛
August 15, 2008 at 8:20 am
I'd be more concerned about the "can" influence, which might lead to this kind of thinking:
IF BACKUP EXISTS
TRIGGER DUMP PROCEDURE BY
ORDER OF USER
IF BACKUP EXISTS
TRIGGER DUMP PROCEDURE WITH
CHECK FOR DOUBLE DUMP
IF DUMP EXISTS THEN
REVOKE RIGHT FOR USER TO
DROP DUMP ON TABLE
Steve
(aka smunson)
:Whistling::Whistling::Whistling:
Steve (aka sgmunson) 🙂 🙂 🙂
Rent Servers for Income (picks and shovels strategy)
August 15, 2008 at 8:51 am
Continuing along those lines...
Before flushing, Confucius Say:
AT DUMP COMPLETION(ARRAY OF VARYING SIZE)
CHECK FOR BULK BLOB FIRST
August 15, 2008 at 9:03 am
Business break-room food etiquette:
LARGE FOREIGN OBJECT
LEFT ON PUBLIC TABLE IS
FOR GROUP COLLATION
col-la-tion (n): any light meal
August 15, 2008 at 9:42 am
"Relations" at work:
INSERT IN ADMIN
UNDER OR ON TABLE TOP
OVER AND OVER
AUTHORIZATION
TO INSERT INTO USER
AT WORK IS NOT REAL
For those of you that just lock yourself in your cube all day:
ISOLATION IS
INDICATOR OF PUBLIC
VIEW OF CHARACTER
August 15, 2008 at 10:13 am
More "harmony" at work:
INPUT LENGTH IS KEY
TO COALESCE WITH ADMIN;
BEGIN FILLFACTOR
INSERT WITH ADMIN
NOT HAVING SOME CHARACTER;
CREATE ESCAPE PLAN
PLAN TO USE ROLLBACK
WHEN HAVING ADMIN NOT WITH
CHARACTER VALUES
Steve
(aka smunson)
:D:D:D
Steve (aka sgmunson) 🙂 🙂 🙂
Rent Servers for Income (picks and shovels strategy)
August 15, 2008 at 10:21 am
Dude, we'd be scary together in the same workplace. 😀
August 15, 2008 at 10:40 am
Advice only in West Virginia: (or your own neighboring hillbilly incestual state)
REPLICATION WITH
ANY RELATIVE CREATE
NO NEW LAST NAMES...NONE!
March 13, 2009 at 4:50 pm
IF USER DENY TO BACKUP
KILL USER IDENTITY FOR GROUP AND ADMIN
DENY ANY ROLE AND EXIT
Amit Lohia
March 13, 2009 at 4:54 pm
RBarryYoung (5/10/2008)
I call this "Presidential Campaign, 2008":[font="Courier New"]WAITFOR PRIMARYSELECT
RIGHT IDENTITYPRECISION IS ALL[/font]
I think this is the best so far.
Amit Lohia
March 13, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Amit Lohia (3/13/2009)
RBarryYoung (5/10/2008)
I call this "Presidential Campaign, 2008":[font="Courier New"]WAITFOR PRIMARYSELECT
RIGHT IDENTITYPRECISION IS ALL[/font]I think this is the best so far.
Thanks, Amit!
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