T-SQL Haiku

  • ...or if that doesn't work...

    NO CONVERSATION

    WAITFOR END OF DAY AND THEN

    TRY UNION INSTEAD

    :w00t:

  • Well, Ivanna, that makes a total of three RELATIONAL verses in T-SQL Haiku... How database is that ???? :D:D:D

    And as long as we're using a RELATIONAL language, how about:

    IF DATE IS DATEFIRST

    THEN TRY NOT HAVING ANY

    INSERT INTO DATE

    :D:D:D

    Not sure if I'll get away with this one though... It's a cautionary tale, if that helps...

    Steve

    (aka smunson)

    :):):)

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  • master full user

    values unique union

    with distinct order

    RegardsRudy KomacsarSenior Database Administrator"Ave Caesar! - Morituri te salutamus."

  • kill current user

    and begin to shutdown key

    user database

    RegardsRudy KomacsarSenior Database Administrator"Ave Caesar! - Morituri te salutamus."

  • rudy komacsar (6/27/2008)


    master full user

    values unique union

    with distinct order

    or schemabinding! 😛

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    Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part...unless you're my manager...or a director and above...or a really loud-spoken end-user..All right - what was my emergency again?

  • Most Excellent :w00t:

    RegardsRudy KomacsarSenior Database Administrator"Ave Caesar! - Morituri te salutamus."

  • no user exists

    execute plan to delete

    database server

    RegardsRudy KomacsarSenior Database Administrator"Ave Caesar! - Morituri te salutamus."

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    Current_date dummy?

    Order no partial insert;

    Coalesce union.

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  • GET PRIMARY DEFAULT USER

    TRY TO BREAK CURRENT TRANSACTION

    ALTER AUTHORIZATION TO CREATE CURSOR

    Atif Sheikh

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  • GOTO FETCH CURRENT BACKUP

    RESTORE ON DATABASE FOR DUMMY

    BREAK TRANSACTION ON DUMP PROCEDURE

    Atif Sheikh

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  • Atif:

    These does not conform to the rulesfor Haiku. Haiku are supposed to consist of 3 lines, with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 syllables in the second and 5 syllables in the last line. Yours are way over.

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  • Oooops....

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  • Atif,

    Here's an idea, using the concept you started with...

    WHEN USER DUMMY

    THEN FETCH CURRENT BACKUP AND

    RESTORE DATABASE

    Steve

    (aka smunson)

    :):):)

    Steve (aka sgmunson) 🙂 🙂 🙂
    Rent Servers for Income (picks and shovels strategy)

  • Or this...

    CREATE PROCEDURE

    TO KILL CURRENT DATABASE

    WHEN USER DUMMY

    or ...

    SET VARYING LENGTH

    VALUES FOR UNION INPUT

    TO GET UNIQUE DATE

    Steve

    (aka smunson)

    :):):)

    Steve (aka sgmunson) 🙂 🙂 🙂
    Rent Servers for Income (picks and shovels strategy)

  • If only lay about workers were this easy to CONVERT 😎 :

    IF NOT COMMITTED

    SETUSER TO COMPUTE AND

    KILL IDENTITY

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