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SQLBill - Juror

  • January 16, 2004 at 11:54 am

    #82136

    I probably won't be on this site much for a while. I've been selected as a Juror for a trial expected to last 4 weeks (I am looking forward to it). So, unless I get a chance to check out the site from home, I'll be back by the end of February. -SQLBill

  • January 16, 2004 at 2:20 pm

    #490547

    Enjoy!!!!

    I went twice last year and never got picked. Not sure if that was good or bad.

  • January 16, 2004 at 3:35 pm

    #490559

    Get / rent a wireless / CDPD laptop setup. Tell them you're taking notes.

    And sit in the back.



    Once you understand the BITs, all the pieces come together

  • January 19, 2004 at 3:35 am

    #490624

    Render your judgement, pass the closed envelope to the judge and stay here

    --
    Frank Kalis
    Microsoft SQL Server MVP
    Webmaster: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs
    My blog: http://www.insidesql.org/blogs/frankkalis/[/url]

  • January 19, 2004 at 4:56 am

    #490631

    Sounds like a future QOD

    IF defendant committed [INSERT Crime here] THEN which of following is correct:

    1.  Defendant pleads innocent and gets probation

    2.  Defendant confesses and x...

    3.  Hung jury because SQLBill is playing Tetris using his wireless link

     

    Good Luck SQLBill



    Good Hunting!

    AJ Ahrens


    webmaster@kritter.net

  • January 21, 2004 at 7:57 am

    #490982

    Naw, hung jury because SQLBill is wishing he could see what's going on at SQLServerCentral. I'm back, got down to the final picks and there were about 50 of us left. I wasn't one of the 16 (12 jurists and 4 alternates) picked. Darn. I was actually looking forward to being picked. It would have been a unique experience. -SQLBill

  • January 21, 2004 at 8:04 am

    #490985

    Did you at least get your "wireless" setup out of the deal?



    Once you understand the BITs, all the pieces come together

  • January 21, 2004 at 1:20 pm

    #491026

    I did take my wireless, cableless, powerless BOOK.

  • January 23, 2004 at 2:54 pm

    #491470

    I took my baby to the court to show up for the jury duty and imedietly dismissed  If I'm gonna work for someone for free I might as well be able to take care of my baby too.  They are too young to go to school and I'm not paying a babysitter to show up at the court house.

     

    mom

  • January 23, 2004 at 3:20 pm

    #491475

    They still make those things? And I thought my ever increasing collection was going to be priceless one day.

     

    K. Brian Kelley
    @kbriankelley

  • January 27, 2004 at 10:58 pm

    #491865

    Sounds like a future QOD...

    Funny.  If he would've gotten picked, I think that SQLBill was on his way to becoming the Cowboy Neal of SQLServerCentral.

    Oh admit it.  Some of you read /.

    Chris

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