SQL Server DBA Needed in MI

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SQL Server DBA Needed in MI

Holly Koch

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July 18, 2011 at 10:12 am

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I am in need of a SQL Server DBA for a client based in Lansing, MI. If you would be interested in more information, please send me a note at holly@profsearchgroup.com.

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Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 1

Holly Koch (7/18/2011)
I am in need of a SQL Server DBA for a client based in Lansing, MI. If you would be interested in more information, please send me a note at holly@profsearchgroup.com.

Maybe you should post a few more details of what you need. You basically just asked for someone who can work with computers and databases.

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004363 More actions · Answer 2

Ninja's_RGR'us (7/18/2011)
Holly Koch (7/18/2011)
I am in need of a SQL Server DBA for a client based in Lansing, MI. If you would be interested in more information, please send me a note at holly@profsearchgroup.com.
Maybe you should post a few more details of what you need. You basically just asked for someone who can work with computers and databases.

Heh... nah... the first thing Holly did was test to see if a candidate could follow explicit instructions on how to get more information. You failed, Remi! :-D:-P

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 3

Jeff Moden (7/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (7/18/2011)
Holly Koch (7/18/2011)
I am in need of a SQL Server DBA for a client based in Lansing, MI. If you would be interested in more information, please send me a note at holly@profsearchgroup.com.
Maybe you should post a few more details of what you need. You basically just asked for someone who can work with computers and databases.
Heh... nah... the first thing Holly did was test to see if a candidate could follow explicit instructions on how to get more information. You failed, Remi! :-D:-P

Clearyly, and yet I still don't want to move "down under". :hehe:

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004363 More actions · Answer 4

Ninja's_RGR'us (7/19/2011)
Jeff Moden (7/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (7/18/2011)
Holly Koch (7/18/2011)
I am in need of a SQL Server DBA for a client based in Lansing, MI. If you would be interested in more information, please send me a note at holly@profsearchgroup.com.
Maybe you should post a few more details of what you need. You basically just asked for someone who can work with computers and databases.
Heh... nah... the first thing Holly did was test to see if a candidate could follow explicit instructions on how to get more information. You failed, Remi! :-D:-P
Clearyly, and yet I still don't want to move "down under". :hehe:

Heh... "down under". What's the very first country you run into if you travel due South from Detroit? :-P;-)

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 5

Jeff Moden (7/19/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (7/19/2011)
Jeff Moden (7/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (7/18/2011)
Holly Koch (7/18/2011)
I am in need of a SQL Server DBA for a client based in Lansing, MI. If you would be interested in more information, please send me a note at holly@profsearchgroup.com.
Maybe you should post a few more details of what you need. You basically just asked for someone who can work with computers and databases.
Heh... nah... the first thing Holly did was test to see if a candidate could follow explicit instructions on how to get more information. You failed, Remi! :-D:-P
Clearyly, and yet I still don't want to move "down under". :hehe:
Heh... "down under". What's the very first country you run into if you travel due South from Detroit? :-P;-)

USA :exclamationmark:

Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 6

For those missing the un-obvious point, I'm based in Canada, that thing north of USA.

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004363 More actions · Answer 7

Ninja's_RGR'us (7/19/2011)
USA :exclamationmark:

Better look at a map. 🙂

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 8

Jeff Moden (7/19/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (7/19/2011)
USA :exclamationmark:
Better look at a map. 🙂

I just googled it.

Detroit, Michigan, USA.

I rest my case. You can always trust what Google says 😀 :-P.

Jason Selburg SSC-Insane Points: 24641 More actions · Answer 9

Ninja's_RGR'us (7/19/2011)
Jeff Moden (7/19/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (7/19/2011)
USA :exclamationmark:
Better look at a map. 🙂
I just googled it.
Detroit, Michigan, USA.
I rest my case. You can always trust what Google says 😀 :-P.

Who said Detroit? OP was Lansing.

And it's Cuba. :hehe:

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If you follow the direction given HERE[/url] you'll likely increase the number and quality of responses you get to your question.

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Jason Selburg SSC-Insane Points: 24641 More actions · Answer 10

Jason Selburg (7/19/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (7/19/2011)
Jeff Moden (7/19/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (7/19/2011)
USA :exclamationmark:
Better look at a map. 🙂
I just googled it.
Detroit, Michigan, USA.
I rest my case. You can always trust what Google says 😀 :-P.
Who said Detroit? OP was Lansing.
And it's Cuba. :hehe:

And I was wrong, Canada is due south of Detroit, Cuba is due south of Lansing. I'm going to crawl into a hole now.

______________________________________________________________________

Personal Motto: Why push the envelope when you can just open it?

If you follow the direction given HERE[/url] you'll likely increase the number and quality of responses you get to your question.

Jason L. Selburg

Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 11

Jason Selburg (7/19/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (7/19/2011)
Jeff Moden (7/19/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (7/19/2011)
USA :exclamationmark:
Better look at a map. 🙂
I just googled it.
Detroit, Michigan, USA.
I rest my case. You can always trust what Google says 😀 :-P.
Who said Detroit? OP was Lansing.
And it's Cuba. :hehe:

It'd be canada then. Never went further than Walt Disney in Florida, so first country after USA is Canada (the other way around might make more sense ATM AFAIK).

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004363 More actions · Answer 12

Jason Selburg (7/19/2011)
And I was wrong, Canada is due south of Detroit, Cuba is due south of Lansing. I'm going to crawl into a hole now.

See? Just like Santa, I only live several miles North of Canada. :-D:-P

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 13

Jeff Moden (7/19/2011)
Jason Selburg (7/19/2011)
And I was wrong, Canada is due south of Detroit, Cuba is due south of Lansing. I'm going to crawl into a hole now.
See? Just like Santa, I only live several miles North of Canada. :-D:-P

Are you sure about that?

Which country "owns" the north pole? I'm not sure about this one but IIRC, Canada goes pretty darn far up there.