sql script for table rowcounts

  • what remi means that if the "first one" doesn't work out he's not going to "fall for it" the second time....right remi ?!?!







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  • Excellent definition catch-22


    * Noel

  • Not even for the first time .

  • Yeah ... Yeah .... Yeah


    * Noel

  • noel - let's "freeze" this quote of remi's right now and throw it back at him when he "falls"...for we all know it's not a question of "if" but "when"....







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  • ...Been told that for 15 years...

    Time will tell.

  • Believe me it is going to happen!


    * Noel

  • No real hurry here... Gonna have to hurry if I don't want to miss the week-end .

  • How do they name hurricanes anyway?

    What they don't tell blokes about marriage is that you evolve a new sense organ called the marital radar. It pings like crazy when you are in trouble but doesn't actually give out any useful information like why.

    Flowers and chocolates seem to cater for most eventualities and failing that an evening watching "Pride and Prejudice" the BBC version with Colin Firth in the wet shirt.

    I've realised that I am old enough to be Keira Knightley's dad (just) and that is upsetting on a whole new level... Oh no the marital radar just went ping again.....Argggh..

  • Just a quick question before anyone logs off. Can data ever cause a h/w failure specially on EMC machines? Reason is we had a prodn failure yday morning wherein 1 disk failed and so we swtiched over to our DR server unfortuantely we see the same problem there too now?? Cant be a coincidence but can data cause any h/w problem??

  • Personally I would be very surprised if it could but in the old days of the Commodore Pet you could POKE a location with a certain value and the motherboard used to explode.

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