December 14, 2014 at 10:17 am
They see me locking,
Isolating, they selecting and trying to catch me reading dirty
Trying to catch me reading dirty
Queries hitting, I'm blocking
They hoping that they gonna catch me reading dirty
Trying to catch me reading dirty
December 15, 2014 at 11:04 am
Table1: I thought you loved only me!?!
Table2: But, honey, I do!!!
Table1: Then why are you messing around with a foreign key?
He was dissapointed when he found out that she had a child table.
They loved each other but decided to break it off due to problems with understanding each other. She was raised in a SQL Server family and he was Oracle.
Tom
December 15, 2014 at 1:03 pm
Greeted by a waiter when walking into a restaurant, as SQL Server developer asks "Do you have a table". The waiter responds "in 10 minutes". Disappointed the SQL Server developer turns around and leaves, muttering "bugger, I don't do temporal...."
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