February 4, 2020 at 10:29 am
MVDBA (Mike Vessey) wrote:x wrote:MVDBA (Mike Vessey) wrote:Phil Parkin wrote:MVDBA (Mike Vessey) wrote:JEFF Do NOT go all SSIS on me 🙂 we all know it's Bulk insert with a formatfile or openrowset
Jeff's blood pressure just went up a notch 🙂
wait until Joe gets in on this
I want to see how high we can get that pressure up - in the mean time , lets help this fella out
If OP used punched cards he wouldn't be having all this trouble.
It's ok - jeff reads punchcards like he is a blind man reading brail- he can do it. it's Kimball tags he fails with
Heh... and I've found a lucrative side business... I sell the chad from the punchcards to the Broward County Canvassing Board in Florida. 😀
it's more fun putting all shredded paper and chad into the umbrellas we have at reception - once you turn it upside down it's instant snow.
MVDBA
February 4, 2020 at 2:04 pm
Is 'chad' an American term? I have no idea what it means!
The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
- Martin Rees
The absence of consumable DDL, sample data and desired results is, however, evidence of the absence of my response
- Phil Parkin
February 4, 2020 at 2:25 pm
Is 'chad' an American term? I have no idea what it means!
you know the little dots of paper that you have to empty from the hole punch... that's chad (i'm from the UK I had to google it)
ps - umbrellas aren't the only place you can put it - car Air conditioning vents and windscreen sun visors are fair game if you leave your car keys on the desk after I found a new cursor checked into source control - if they didn't check it in then I use glitter 🙂
Never mess with a DBA 🙂
MVDBA
February 4, 2020 at 2:39 pm
Thanks, Mike. I am also from the UK.
When I Googled 'chad', I ended up learning a lot about a country in Africa, but nothing about hole-punch waste! 🙂
The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
- Martin Rees
The absence of consumable DDL, sample data and desired results is, however, evidence of the absence of my response
- Phil Parkin
February 4, 2020 at 2:45 pm
Thanks, Mike. I am also from the UK.
When I Googled 'chad', I ended up learning a lot about a country in Africa, but nothing about hole-punch waste! 🙂
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hole_punch#Multiple_hole_punches
Most multiple-hole and many single-hole punches accumulate the waste paper circles (chads) in a chamber, which must be periodically emptied in order to allow the continued operation of the punch. For large stacks of paper, a process of drilling may work better than punching.
PS: I'd never heard of chads either.
February 4, 2020 at 3:28 pm
Phil Parkin wrote:Thanks, Mike. I am also from the UK.
When I Googled 'chad', I ended up learning a lot about a country in Africa, but nothing about hole-punch waste! 🙂
whereabouts ? - i'm from the midlands , we know a lot about "chavs" rather than chads
Central Africa ... link. Chavs I am, of course, familiar with!
The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
- Martin Rees
The absence of consumable DDL, sample data and desired results is, however, evidence of the absence of my response
- Phil Parkin
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