Santa's List

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Santa's List

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December 24, 2012 at 11:09 pm

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 1

Ho Ho Ho - Happy Holidays everybody.

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Hugo Kornelis SSC Guru Points: 64790 More actions · Answer 2

Thanks for the question, Steve.

And a very happy Christmas to everyone at SQLServerCentral.com

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demonfox SSCertifiable Points: 6289 More actions · Answer 3

Yes, Filtered Santa Gifts..

Thanks For the question.

Happy holidays to all !!!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thomas Abraham SSChampion Points: 10761 More actions · Answer 4

Thanks Steve, and Merry Christmas! You're on Santa's filtered "Nice" List.

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Narud SSCrazy Points: 2837 More actions · Answer 5

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December 25, 2012 at 6:10 pm

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Merry Christmas 🙂

Lokesh Vij SSChampion Points: 10836 More actions · Answer 6

Happy Holidays to all 🙂

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Dineshbabu Hall of Fame Points: 3220 More actions · Answer 7

Very easily got 7 points...

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SanDroid SSChampion Points: 10068 More actions · Answer 8

In order for the elves to find the items

A spatial index is the only right one for this task.

Since Elves do not exist on this Planet/Reality it was the only thing that made sense.... 😉

Miles Neale SSChampion Points: 13147 More actions · Answer 9

Got it, and thanks.

5 of 7 for this type of year would be excellent!

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john.moreno Default port Points: 1485 More actions · Answer 10

SanDroid (12/26/2012)
In order for the elves to find the items
A spatial index is the only right one for this task.
Since Elves do not exist on this Planet/Reality it was the only thing that made sense.... 😉

Right choice, wrong reason -- it should be a spatial index because Santa makes his deliveries by region (just think of all of the extra travel, if he first delivered in Hong Kong and then NY, and then California and then Germany, not to mention the problem of sunrise...it has to be a spatial index).

Or not....:unsure:

Koen Verbeeck SSC Guru Points: 259105 More actions · Answer 11

W00t :w00t: 7 easy points! 🙂

Merry christmas, channukah, druidfest etc. for everyone!

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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 12

I quite like this question. It make me wonder rather a lot. And dither.

In fact I dithered almost hopelessly on on this one. Should I pick a UNIQUE index because that's the only one I can't find a reason for, and some of the earlier humour questions have made me think I'll never understand American humour? Then I was wondering whether an XM[as]LIndex might be the one (is there anything humorous to an American in substituting "LIndex" for "as" - is LIndex perhaps some American brandname the rest of the world has never heard of, like whatever it is we are calling those short articles that fill the gaps, that might be humprous in a Christmas context? Or could it even be a spatial index - but no, to get round all those chimneys in the available time Santa would need a hyperspatial index - or could the omission of "hyper" be an example of US humour?

But then I picked filtered, becuase it's the only one for which there's a good sound non-humorous reason! Oh dear, apparently American humour, as before, is something that this poor Scot can't see the humopur in! But I can't complain, I got my seven points.

Tom

baabhu SSCertifiable Points: 6205 More actions · Answer 13

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January 1, 2013 at 11:45 pm

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Gifted question. 7 points for that. Thanks Steve.