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Raw Materials - The Eyes of Derek

  • October 5, 2010 at 9:29 pm

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  • October 5, 2010 at 11:31 pm

    #1232241

    :w00t: This I need to put on wall for Developers to see

  • October 5, 2010 at 11:54 pm

    #1232251

    This is a good one. I wonder if the developers would be ok with it posted where they could see it regularly.

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  • October 6, 2010 at 12:03 am

    #1232260

    like it!!

    Raunak J

  • October 6, 2010 at 6:39 am

    #1232448

    Yup, that works everytime.

  • October 6, 2010 at 6:57 am

    #1232469

    Now I understand why I'm so paranoid! 😉

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  • October 6, 2010 at 7:02 am

    #1232476

    Very good one Larry.

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  • October 6, 2010 at 8:29 am

    #1232610

    Brilliant!

    One of our local congregations put in a centralized control system for heating and A/C. There were tiny sensors in the wall in each room. From the central station we could see the temperature, humidity, and air flow rates everywhere in the building. Great, right?

    Still we got complaints of "it's too cold", "it's too hot", "it's drafty", "it's stuffy". It mattered not what the real conditions were people blamed the system.

    One of the old guys went to the local DIY store and got some cheap home thermostats. These got screwed to the wall in every room. The complaints stopped. If someone did not like the room condition they got up and twisted the knob. 😎

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  • October 6, 2010 at 10:39 am

    #1232801

    I'm going to have to purchase some "eyes" now. lol! Great one Larry!

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  • October 6, 2010 at 11:50 am

    #1232887

    Great strip! I'm still laughing over it! 😛

  • October 6, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    #1233104

    This reminds me of places that put up security camera boxes that don't do anything. People think they're being watched and behave themselves. 😀

  • October 6, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    #1233115

    Just like paper cops on the side of the road!

  • October 7, 2010 at 8:52 am

    #1233654

    :crying: You've really hit the mark. It brings a tear to my eye. I now know I'm Derek...

  • October 8, 2010 at 10:07 am

    #1234368

    I sent it to all developers on my workplace, and after that no one was talking to me that day...

    I loved it! 😀

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  • February 21, 2012 at 8:41 am

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    This is great....:-P

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