April 9, 2010 at 5:12 pm
lmu92 (4/9/2010)
Tom.Thomson (4/8/2010)
SSIS is used very extensively by the state security services of several countries to generate evidence for important show trials. This usage occurs mainly in Eastern Asia. In the US this kind of use is frowned upon except when carried out by the CIA or by the Department of Homeland Security.I'm not sure if you're authorized to disclose the meaning of SSIS:
State Security Interna(tiona)l Spybot
You can do about anything with it. But everything wil be reported using State Security Reporting Software.
And the State Security Annihilation Service doesn't bother asking questions - they just act.
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April 9, 2010 at 5:23 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (4/9/2010)
...And the State Security Annihilation Service doesn't bother asking questions - they just act.
That's where the QA (question asking tool) comes into play...
April 9, 2010 at 5:25 pm
lmu92 (4/9/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/9/2010)
...And the State Security Annihilation Service doesn't bother asking questions - they just act.
That's where the QA (question asking tool) comes into play...
Ah yes, good point.
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April 9, 2010 at 8:40 pm
lmu92 (4/9/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/9/2010)
...And the State Security Annihilation Service doesn't bother asking questions - they just act.
That's where the QA (question asking tool) comes into play...
Would that QA be the modern WBQAT, as used in Cuba, or the traditional BBQAT? I assume there is no reference to the classical SIQAT perfected by Señor Torquemada.
For those not up with the latest FLAs, BBQAT is Burning Brand QAT, mostly used by the KKK (Karefully Kontrolled Kwestioning) branch of DHS, while WBQAT is used mainly by CIA. and QAT is the correct version of QA as used in the quoted comment above.
BTW, the F in FLA is Five not Four - we have been working hard to provide better value acronyms and the improvement from four to five in our FLA range is one of the benefits delivered to you by this program. DHS, CIA and so on are to be renamed accordingly, and in the interim we regret the necessity of using some TLAs in place of proper FLAs; FLA is due to be replaced shortly by FLOTALA, bringing due length and hence proper status to the fundamental A. So FLOTALA is our first official SLOTALA (Six Letters of The Alphabet Long Acronym).
Regretably, no decision has yet been taken on how to extend BTW.
Suggestions for a replacement for POTUS will be welcome at the Washington DC branch of SFTPLA (the Society For The Promotion of Longer Acronyms) since we feel that allowing POTUS to remain shorter than FLOTALA would be unpatriotic. A higher SLOTALA (that is seven, not six) would be ideal.
Tom
April 9, 2010 at 8:52 pm
Tom.Thomson (4/9/2010)
lmu92 (4/9/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/9/2010)
...And the State Security Annihilation Service doesn't bother asking questions - they just act.
That's where the QA (question asking tool) comes into play...
Would that QA be the modern WBQAT, as used in Cuba, or the traditional BBQAT? I assume there is no reference to the classical SIQAT perfected by Señor Torquemada.
For those not up with the latest FLAs, BBQAT is Burning Brand QAT, mostly used by the KKK (Karefully Kontrolled Kwestioning) branch of DHS, while WBQAT is used mainly by CIA. and QAT is the correct version of QA as used in the quoted comment above.
BTW, the F in FLA is Five not Four - we have been working hard to provide better value acronyms and the improvement from four to five in our FLA range is one of the benefits delivered to you by this program. DHS, CIA and so on are to be renamed accordingly, and in the interim we regret the necessity of using some TLAs in place of proper FLAs; FLA is due to be replaced shortly by FLOTALA, bringing due length and hence proper status to the fundamental A. So FLOTALA is our first official SLOTALA (Six Letters of The Alphabet Long Acronym).
Regretably, no decision has yet been taken on how to extend BTW.
Suggestions for a replacement for POTUS will be welcome at the Washington DC branch of SFTPLA (the Society For The Promotion of Longer Acronyms) since we feel that allowing POTUS to remain shorter than FLOTALA would be unpatriotic. A higher SLOTALA (that is seven, not six) would be ideal.
It is my understanding from the SSAS and SSIS that SFTPLA is diligently searching for a TSLOTALA for POTUS to replace the FLOTALA.
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April 9, 2010 at 9:06 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (4/9/2010)
It is my understanding from the SSAS and SSIS that SFTPLA is diligently searching for a TSLOTALA for POTUS to replace the FLOTALA.
A TSLOTALA would indeed be ideal, since it would preserve ancient tradition.
<edit>Unless one counts spaces</edit>
Tom
April 9, 2010 at 9:08 pm
All I can say is.... OMG.
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April 9, 2010 at 10:02 pm
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All I can say is.... OMG.
Did I hear that correctly¿?
Did your voice go up a couple of octaves when you said that??
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April 9, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Tom.Thomson (4/9/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/9/2010)
It is my understanding from the SSAS and SSIS that SFTPLA is diligently searching for a TSLOTALA for POTUS to replace the FLOTALA.A TSLOTALA would indeed be ideal, since it would preserve ancient tradition.
<edit>Unless one counts spaces</edit>
You forget that if one counts spaces, it would be TSLOTALAWS
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April 9, 2010 at 10:12 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (4/9/2010)
Tom.Thomson (4/9/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/9/2010)
It is my understanding from the SSAS and SSIS that SFTPLA is diligently searching for a TSLOTALA for POTUS to replace the FLOTALA.A TSLOTALA would indeed be ideal, since it would preserve ancient tradition.
<edit>Unless one counts spaces</edit>
You forget that if one counts spaces, it would be TSLOTALAWS
Surely that should be TSOTAISALAS?
Tom
April 9, 2010 at 10:16 pm
Tom.Thomson (4/9/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/9/2010)
Tom.Thomson (4/9/2010)
CirquedeSQLeil (4/9/2010)
It is my understanding from the SSAS and SSIS that SFTPLA is diligently searching for a TSLOTALA for POTUS to replace the FLOTALA.A TSLOTALA would indeed be ideal, since it would preserve ancient tradition.
<edit>Unless one counts spaces</edit>
You forget that if one counts spaces, it would be TSLOTALAWS
Surely that should be TSOTAISALAS?
LOL
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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April 9, 2010 at 10:52 pm
I use SSIS to extract, transform and load data from production systems to a data warehouse.
April 9, 2010 at 10:54 pm
You can also find out about the intended uses of SSIS by looking at some of the free samples:
April 10, 2010 at 10:18 am
While most of these answers a silly, for the OP, the best advice is that you should answer honestly. If you were hired and unable to actually write an SSIS package, what do you think will be your reputation? What will people say about you in the city you live?
Be honest. Admit what you don't know.
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