July 11, 2003 at 8:09 am
Thanks SQLBill and Frank! On that note, here's a joke for you today:
Mail and Femail
One day, after I logged in to my email account, I discovered that new mail was waiting for me in my reader. The lengthy message was prefaced by the heading:
"From: Mailer@<machine>: Your message could not be sent ..etc"
"Reason: Address unknown..."
Upon scanning this returned letter, I discovered that it had not been written by me at all, and that the intended recipient and sender were thousands of miles away, apparently the unfortunate victims of a random mailer screw-up. The first sentence of that letter, though, I will always remember:
"My dearest Janice:
At last, we have a method of non-verbal communication which is completely private..."
All the best,
Dale
Author: An Introduction to SQL Server 2005 Management Studio
July 11, 2003 at 2:17 pm
Hi Dale,
quote:
Frank,You're right about not sleeping. It was 4am (I think). My husband has dreams where he likes to kick. I scram out of bed now when he does that. Hence, my red eye mission on the computer commenced. Thought you'd get a laugh out of that.
isn't it funny!
It's 10 o' clock in the evening, waiting for the baby to cry for next meal, surfing from home, and guess where I've landed?
BTW, have you ever thought of martials arts lessons? A dream-kicking husband sounds interesting
Uh, oh, my new master is calling!!!
Have a great weekend!
Cheers,
Frank
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Microsoft SQL Server MVP
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