March 31, 2011 at 11:54 pm
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April 1, 2011 at 12:25 am
AWESOME!
Especially the last few paragraphs and the related intro!
April 1, 2011 at 12:51 am
Hey... !
I actual read the first few paragraphs and went on the search for this product.... Although I did find what I was looing for, I found my sole mate ha
Nice!
Google translate....
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April 1, 2011 at 1:35 am
April fools day?
Bazinga!
April 1, 2011 at 2:43 am
Snarky giggle
April 1, 2011 at 3:37 am
What's the date ? The first day of April?
But a good joke
April 1, 2011 at 4:16 am
Happy April fools day guys! 😛
April 1, 2011 at 5:22 am
No download link? 😛
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April 1, 2011 at 6:48 am
I'm so gullible
April 1, 2011 at 7:19 am
Nice effort, but really - you might as well have enclosed it all in <APRIL_FOOLS_JOKE> tags.
Now CELKO's one I thought had a lot of work put into it and was following in the tradition of almost plausible A1 jokes.
He definitely knows how to follow a standard!
MM
select geometry::STGeomFromWKB(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pril 1, 2011 at 7:37 am
Koen Verbeeck (4/1/2011)
No download link? 😛
That's the beauty of noSQL.
You don't have to download or install anything to use the features and services it provides.
:smooth:
April 1, 2011 at 7:42 am
That's the second site today that's tricked me. Although I caught this one much quicker when I realized that the initials were KISS. Stupid holiday.
The distance between genius and insanity is measured only by success.
April 1, 2011 at 8:05 am
Great one!
April 1, 2011 at 8:34 am
Glad you liked it. I'll edit it tomorrow to add "April Fools" at the top, but it's a good one for today.
April 1, 2011 at 8:53 am
I actually was going to look at it until I saw the mal-formed URL, and then I read it and wondered how much did he have to pay for kiss.com.... Hello April Fools Day
I think I should stick to filling out the application for Google to be an auto-completer
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