New PhD for those who specialize in SQL Stored Procedures

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New PhD for those who specialize in SQL Stored Procedures

jminette

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February 27, 2009 at 3:09 pm

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Ok, there's not one....but if there were I think I'd like to be a SQL Proctologist. :hehe:
Hey, it's Friday...this is the best I got.

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 735610 More actions · Answer 1

:), not bad.

How about a SQL JD, just argue the way things should be done in the database all day

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004166 More actions · Answer 2

jminette (2/27/2009)
Ok, there's not one....but if there were I think I'd like to be a SQL Proctologist. :hehe:
Hey, it's Friday...this is the best I got.

Heh... Proctologist... reminds me of a joke... Do you know what the difference between a brown-noser and a s--t head is?

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Depth perception. 😉

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004166 More actions · Answer 3

And, yes... I wish there was a Phd for those who pretty much specialize in the code.

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

noeld SSC Guru Points: 96590 More actions · Answer 4

jminette (2/27/2009)
Ok, there's not one....but if there were I think I'd like to be a SQL Proctologist. :hehe:
Hey, it's Friday...this is the best I got.

That's funny!

* Noel