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New MySQL Engine Supports T-SQL

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April 1, 2016 at 12:11 am

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gladchenko-495957 SSC Enthusiast Points: 162 More actions · Answer 1

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April 1, 2016 at 4:22 am

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????????? 😛

Bill Talada SSChampion Points: 11954 More actions · Answer 2

Here is something that is not a joke: Microsoft is working on getting sql server running on Linux by next year.

peterhe SSChampion Points: 11469 More actions · Answer 3

This is a really good one.

I wish it is true because MySQL's programming capability is far behind SQL Server T-SQL.

Is the Apr.1 joke becoming our wish list? The classic one of SQL on Linux is coming true soon.

chuck.hamilton SSCommitted Points: 1539 More actions · Answer 4

Frankly t-sql scripting is better than either PL/SQL or whatever MySQL currently offers. I've administered all 3. The flow control in sqlplus or mysql is pretty lacking. All of my scripts had to be written as shell scripts. With SQL Server I can do everything right in t-sql and never have to leave the DB engine.

Nice joke. I almost bought into it until I recalled what day it was.

kaj SSCommitted Points: 1605 More actions · Answer 5

Really nice piece. I'll readily admit that I was thoroughly fooled right through the end. And that takes some doing. But I already knew that MySQL supports several different DB engines and an additional one would be just that. To support T-SQL would actually make a lot of sense. Or so I foolishly thought. 😀

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April 1, 2016 at 7:35 am

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Actually it would make a lot of sense.

Wayne West SSC-Insane Points: 22586 More actions · Answer 7

Personally I'm waiting for DB2 on MySQL.

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kaj SSCommitted Points: 1605 More actions · Answer 8

Personally I'm waiting for DB2 on MySQL.

That doesn't make as much sense, I think. The DB2 database is already available on nearly every platform.

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kaj (4/1/2016)
Really nice piece. I'll readily admit that I was thoroughly fooled right through the end. And that takes some doing. But I already knew that MySQL supports several different DB engines and an additional one would be just that. To support T-SQL would actually make a lot of sense. Or so I foolishly thought. 😀

🙂

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April 1, 2016 at 9:41 am

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LOL

Ken SSCoach Points: 17191 More actions · Answer 11

You almost had me on this one until I remembered what day it was. Good one though!

curious_sqldba SSC-Dedicated Points: 36494 More actions · Answer 12

Nice :)....Jokes aside, would be cool is i can actually execute my t-sql scripts on MySQL.

Eric M Russell SSC Guru Points: 125561 More actions · Answer 13

Actually there is a fork of MySQL 5.5 that supports ANSI-2011, PL/SQL, and T-SQL 2012. In addition to that, it has distributed scale out capability.

https://sourceforge.net/projects/mysql_hydra

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Eric M Russell (4/4/2016)
Actually there is a fork of MySQL 5.5 that supports ANSI-2011, PL/SQL, and T-SQL 2012. In addition to that, it has distributed scale out capability.
https://sourceforge.net/projects/mysql_hydra

Nice