My Favorite SSCer
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hmmm - a different kettle of fish altogether...
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or it might be the kettle calling the pot black
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Translation in english please?
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i thought this was english?
and I still vote for steve jones.
<- oh look ....I just noticed I'm a valued member
I have reached nirvana.thank you steve jones... my life is now complete.
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Ok in french or in other english words
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Stop fishing GPF^192 - you already have the shirt!
ps:Nirvana without sitting under a tree....UNHEARD OF! Shortcuts do not apply....
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The Pot Calling The Kettle Black ( to say something about someone else which is actually true of you yourself ... )
it wasnt intended as a slight but I was just enjoying the play off the word fish in this corner of the IT ocean.
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Tx.
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How about us calling the next version ... SQL Steve Jones Server...
or maybe SQL SERVER the Steve Jones Edition or finally The SJSQL Server.
and anit got no tshirt.. unless you are referring to my
Green Lantern shirt .... and logo for my nickname.
(This will show you guys how to suck up)
and up here we have many a tree to sit under during my camping trip up to lake superior... which truly was nirvana since I then burnt the cut up parts of tree in a pit surrounded by stones, steaks were cooked, rye was drank, rinse and repeat.
which makes me think of t-sql used for cooking directions or washing directions....
Select dbo.steak where ID =1
etc...
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You know - you hit the jackpot when you said - "I vote for Steve Jones"...that was simple and direct and appealed to the man despite his blatant solicitation for votes
This is smarmy and weasely and grovely and greasy........and fishy too!!!
ps:First lesson to learn: QUIT WHEN YOU'RE AHEAD!!!
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i wanted to preempt any others from tarnishing my simple statement by covering the other bases with fish and kettles and pots and black and steaks and sitcoms and remi's and points and feedback and lisp but not lisps....
and i hate to admit it I'm pretty dim at the best of times and its just statistical improbability that let me click/type the right buttons/keys and some kind of autonomic reflex that keeps me employed.. I wouldn't know if I'm ahead even if they had a sign held up on the front float during the steve jones holiday parade...
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what steve jones holiday parade....oh - you mean the one each year on the 4th of July in this here great land where the buffaloes roam ???
would it help if they hit you on the head with the sign instead of just holding it up ?! It worked for Newton (Isaac ie...)
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i was hit in the head by an apple newton once... I dont believe it helped at all
mind you were it held by steve jones people would have lined up to be hit by it...
and no its a new parade I think its some time between the rose bowl and memorial day...
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I am though aware enough to know this is getting rediculous ... but I've not had this much fun since I last ate crayons...
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okay - agree about totally ridiculous...when did you last eat crayons?! Any particular colour ?! I personally went for white chalk....yum!
And since I must be true to my gender and have the last word....(by merely "signing off" after posting the last piece of nonsense....stroke of genius what!!!
)...we'll request steve jones to hit you.....with a granny smith...anything to help out an ssc member...one that has attained nirvana no less....adieu & as some other member has it - "thanks for all the fish"....
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