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Steve Thompson-454462 SSCrazy Points: 2624 More actions · Answer 1

Oooh, I want to play;

Going Through the Code Feeling Bad – Grateful Dead

I Can Run Queries Now (The Blocks Are Gone) – Johnny Nash

Got My GIGO Working – Muddy Waters

Index and Table Hints – The Strawberry Alarm Clock

Nights of the Bound Table – Monty Python's Flying Circus

Join Together – The Who

Dan Guzman - Not the MVP Hall of Fame Points: 3757 More actions · Answer 2

For the past 2 years it's been all Floyd all the time! DofM, Animals, SoYCD, The Wall, MLoR, Division Bell. In album order. You just can't random play The Wall.

I can't think of any clever titles, but many of the given ones speak for them selves:

Money,

Us and Them (SQL and Oracle/MySQL),

Brain Damage,

Thin Ice,

Empty Spaces,

Comfortable Numb (usually late Friday)

One Slip,

Terminal Frost,

Cluster One,

Poles Apart (DBAs and Developers)

and the list goes on....

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 3

How about:

I Still Haven't Found What I'm looking For - U2

followed by:

I Don't Care Anymore - Phil Collins

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Someguy SSCrazy Points: 2207 More actions · Answer 4

IceDread (7/7/2009)
A side note, there was a report in Sweden that studied classic and metal music.

Sounds like interesting reading.

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Bryant McClellan SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4397 More actions · Answer 5

Dan Guzman (7/7/2009)
For the past 2 years it's been all Floyd all the time! DofM, Animals, SoYCD, The Wall, MLoR, Division Bell. In album order. You just can't random play The Wall.
I can't think of any clever titles, but many of the given ones speak for them selves:
and the list goes on....

Let's not forget Wish You Were Here (or Sid Barrett)...especially appropriate when you are cleaning up after someone else.

How about Don't Bogart That Join (Little Feat)

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Buy the ticket, take the ride. -- Hunter S. Thompson

Steven.Howes SSCertifiable Points: 6230 More actions · Answer 6

I couldn't listen to the same music every day for 2 days lt alone 2 years. I know floyd has huge catalog But i'd still get bored.

I usually just put all (7424) songs on shuffle and skip what I don't feel like listening to or turn off shuffle if i hit something i like.

More Floyd...

If

Several species of SQL gathered.

Gift Peddie SSC Guru Points: 73570 More actions · Answer 7

I'm particularly fond of cello concertos when I'm trying to concentrate on something...

I like most concertos I watch most on PBS Great Performances.

Disaster Recovery:
Mannin' the Mirror (Michael Jackson, RIP)

Talking about man in the mirror the city of Los Angeles wants some body to give them money when businesses there will generate $500 million dollars in two days, that does not include landing fees at LAX, just hotel and food. The only city in the US that makes that much money in one month is maybe New York at a cost of more than Los Angeles wants $2. 5 million in tourism staff.

Depeche Mode

Paul Simon

Call me Al

Billy Joel

We did not start the fire

Billy Idol

Eyes without a face

Bruce Springsteen

Dancing in the dark

Aretha Franklin

Jump Jump to it

Cher

Believe

Tina Turner

What love got to do with it?

Private Dancer

:Whistling:

Kind regards,
Gift Peddie

OCTom SSChampion Points: 11785 More actions · Answer 8

Running On Empty - Jackson Browne (for slow queries)

I Can See Clearly Now - Johnny Nash (for finding the cause of a problem)

Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton (for when the server runs smoothly after hours)

Layla - Eric Clapton (for when the server doesn't run smoothly overnight)

Whiskey River - Willie Nelson (it's what you think about after dealing with Layla)

Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Coders - Willie Nelson & Waylon Jennings

🙂

the Angell Old Hand Points: 377 More actions · Answer 9

In the Name of NULL (U2)

Anyone for creating a SQL DBAs Station on pandora.com?

-Andrew

crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 10

I Started to Code - BeeGees

I Code Everywhere Man - Johnny Cash

Trigger Through the Tables with Me - Tiny Tim

500 Lines - Mamma's and Pappa's

Welcome to My Error - Alice Cooper

The Long and Confusing Code - Beetles

Vchar the Magic Datatype - Peter Paul and Mary

There's a Null in my Query - Hank Williams

And cause you put one if from "Oh Brother"....

We're in the Maintenance Plan Now. :w00t:

Joe

Alvin Ramard SSC-Forever Points: 41190 More actions · Answer 11

I don't think anyone mentioned:

50 Ways to Leave Your Cursor (Paul Simon)

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Charles Kincaid SSChampion Points: 13593 More actions · Answer 12

"Hallelujah" - George Fredrick "I can" Handel "this"

then

Every Query

FOR (unto us a_child is given); next;

But who may abide the (slow indexing)

The people that walked in darkness (have not read Joe's books)

a man of sorrows and acquainted with (time outs)

And with (striped data sets) we are healed.

He trusted in (the GUI) that (it) would deliver him;

Behold, and see if there be any sorrow like unto (my) sorrow.

The Lord gave the word; great was the company of the (developers).

Why do the (users) so furiously rage together, and why do the (managers) imagine a vain thing?

Behold, I tell you a mystery; (our threads) shall not all sleep, but (our priorities) all be changed in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last (deadlock).

He that dwelleth in (Redmond) shall laugh them to scorn; the (Phil Factor) shall have them in derision.

Since by (EAV) came death,

Sorry George

ATBCharles Kincaid

Robert-378556 SSCertifiable Points: 5917 More actions · Answer 13

This theory may hold for some developers. Sincerely, I don't understand this distinction between developers and dbas.

Besides knowing how to write/test code in my development tool, I have to design databases (tables, views, triggers, stored procs, integrity,...), optimize sql code, maintain sql upgrade scripts, administer databases (development and customers'), design web pages (html, css, javascript,...), write documentation, logs,.... and play with kids 🙂

So, what am I, developer or dba or both?

The best part is play with my kid. Besides being great fun, I learn a lot, not school like knowledge, but paths of creative thinking from a kid with relatively unrestricted imagination. Remember the moral of the "never ending story"?

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004329 More actions · Answer 14

Alvin Ramard (7/7/2009)
I don't think anyone mentioned:
50 Ways to Leave Your Cursor (Paul Simon)

Here's another one where a name change isn't actually required to still be appropriate...

The good, the bad, the ugly...

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

David in .AU SSCommitted Points: 1784 More actions · Answer 15

Little Green B-tree - George Baker SELECTion

O' the puns, THE PUNS! *shakes fist in air*

-d