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Dave Ballantyne

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May 10, 2010 at 3:53 am

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WFT! , really....
http://www.microsoft.com/education/competencies/humor.mspx

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spaghettidba SSC Guru Points: 105732 More actions · Answer 1

I'm asking myself if they're making a cert exam for it...

-- Gianluca Sartori

Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398890 More actions · Answer 2

OK. That was really weird. I think that was serious. Or if it was meant to be funny, it was really sad.

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Shawn Melton SSC-Insane Points: 24685 More actions · Answer 3

WOW!!! They actually have Interview questions too:w00t:

Something new to reply to post for those looking for SQL interview questions.

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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398890 More actions · Answer 4

MeltonDBA (5/10/2010)
WOW!!! They actually have Interview questions too:w00t:
Something new to reply to post for those looking for SQL interview questions.

Or the next time someone asks for interview answers so they can get a job. Point them there and tell them they can just cycle through the answers until they get the right one.... Now, that would be funny.

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Shawn Melton SSC-Insane Points: 24685 More actions · Answer 5

Level 4: Expert

"Sought out by others for guidance in this area"

This sounds like the commercial were people called in to describe what they just saw, the person on the line tells them yes or no that is funny and they can give a mild chuckle or laugh out loud. (I can't remember what those commercials prompted though, recall seeing them on cable station though, like TNT or something.)

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004378 More actions · Answer 6

BWAA-HAA!!! They must be preping us for the next release. 😛

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736297 More actions · Answer 7

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May 10, 2010 at 10:30 am

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That. Is. Bizarre.

A humor competency?

Trey Staker SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4796 More actions · Answer 8

After reading through it. I find "humor" in it. lol. definately weird though.

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SQLBalls SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4621 More actions · Answer 9

Essentials Questions

To improve your proficiency, ask yourself the following questions on a regular basis:

• In a seemingly serious situation, what nuggets of humor or irony can I find?

HAHAHAHA......Thier Website said "nuggets"

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Matt Miller (4) SSC Guru Points: 124210 More actions · Answer 10

So that becomes what -

- MCSHT (Microsoft Certified System Humor Technologist)

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 11

Yes, it is humorous, but it isn't even related to IT. 😉

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004378 More actions · Answer 12

BWAA-HAA!!! They beat us to the punch on the MCJ cert... "Microsoft Certified Joker". 😛

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

Jeff Moden (5/10/2010)
BWAA-HAA!!! They beat us to the punch on the MCJ cert... "Microsoft Certified Joker". 😛

LOL

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D.Oc SSCrazy Points: 2875 More actions · Answer 14

Not sure what is the default size of pictures on this forum (I'm a newbie here)

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