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fhanlon SSChampion Points: 13131 More actions · Answer 1

How about

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

or

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

I also have a friend who uses:

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Francis

Geoffrey Wrigg SSC Eights! Points: 945 More actions · Answer 2

"There are two types of people in the world ... those that dichotomize, and those that don't."

DSP-120308 Hall of Fame Points: 3959 More actions · Answer 3

Just to let you know guys do have a sense of humor also -

Why are blonde jokes always one liners?

So men can understand them too!!!

Chris Hedgate One Orange Chip Points: 25041 More actions · Answer 4

There was some Latin signatures earlier, so I guess I'll chip in with my favorite:

Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur

And the one I live by:

Docendo discimus

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sushila SSC-Dedicated Points: 35293 More actions · Answer 5

How very modest Chris...and here I was thinking you "know it all"!!!

At any rate, my latin is limited to "carpe diem" so here's something copied and pasted that describes my understanding of T-Sql, Latin, Life...et al...

Flexilis sum, gluten es, me resilit, ad te haeret!

**ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !!!**

Michael Du Bois SSCertifiable Points: 5163 More actions · Answer 6

One of my all time favorites was from my daughter when she was in the second grade. “But DAD math is a 4 letter word and you told me to never use 4 letter words. So WHY do I have to study it.

Mike

sswords SSCrazy Eights Points: 8207 More actions · Answer 7

One for the Microsoft Bashers...

Just ran across this on a Tech support site:

"They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you will hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, if you play it forwards it installs Windows!"

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Edward W. Stanley SSCertifiable Points: 6512 More actions · Answer 8

Edward W. Stanley

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September 13, 2005 at 1:08 pm

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"No, your signature is more memorable."

philcart SSC-Forever Points: 47795 More actions · Answer 9

First one for sushila...

First, God created man. Then he had a better idea

A couple from Monty Python, always a source of enjoyment

"And now for something completely different..."

"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

King of Swamp Castle: "One day, lad, all this will be yours. "

Prince Herbert: "What, the curtains?"

King of Swamp Castle: "No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad. "

And if you're desperate you could try the Business Name & Tag Line Generator

http://www.yudkin.com/generate.htm

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ChrisMoix-87856 SSCertifiable Points: 7288 More actions · Answer 10

One of my favorites "Women want men to change, but they never will. Men want women to stay the same, but they never will."

Not too lyrical, but true.

How about the tag line that my first boss made me remove from my email:

"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine."

sswords SSCrazy Eights Points: 8207 More actions · Answer 11

"You must bring us a shrubbery!"

Or one that fits my workplace most every day...

"Run away! Run away!"

Phill is making me think about resuscitating my old signature line from Brave Sir Robin. I think maybe it works better than some old Steely Dan lyrics.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Merrill Aldrich SSCrazy Points: 2358 More actions · Answer 12

"I'll bet the reason more people don't graduate from rodeo clown school is because they don't pass Being Funny While Getting Gored in the Ass 101." -- Donald Junter

courtesy of someone called "bugsRus," in another forum

homebrew01 SSC Guru Points: 55548 More actions · Answer 13

"When danger reared its uglu head, Sir Robin turned his tail & fled ......" (pretty close I think)

I have fond memories of my Parents waking us up at 11:00 pm and making us watch Monty Python on PBS back in the old days. My daughter's just about the right age now for me to do that to her ! I have some old 33 1/3 LPs as well ......