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Farrell Keough SSCoach Points: 17414 More actions · Answer 1

All we really wanted to do was impress girls and try to pick them up.... Generally a failure, but hey, college is for all types of lessons....

I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.

sswords SSCrazy Eights Points: 8207 More actions · Answer 2

Sushila reminded me of this one from a Mark Knopfler (of Dire Straits fame) song:

"Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug,

Somtimes you're a Louisville slugger baby, sometimes you're the ball

Somedays it all comes together maybe, somedays you're gonna lose it all..."

Another favorite as long as I'm here:

Vidi, veni, VISA

(I came, I saw, I shopped a little)

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Farrell Keough SSCoach Points: 17414 More actions · Answer 3

I think it is Veni Vidi, VISA...

I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.

DSP-120308 Hall of Fame Points: 3959 More actions · Answer 4

One that my oldest son presented a few years back while taking Latin.

Semper Ubi, Sub Ubi!!!!

sswords SSCrazy Eights Points: 8207 More actions · Answer 5

Thanks Farrell...my bad. I should have pasted in to my Latin collation Query Analyzer syntax checker first.

I have seriously thought about changing my signature to this one (even though I swiped it from another forum and can't remember from where):

"This e-mail message was created using 100% recycled electrons."

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Jim P. SSCrazy Eights Points: 8725 More actions · Answer 6

One of my favorite quotes came from an investigation of NASA:

"You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart."-- F. Allen

And of course we can't forget to add an ST:xx quote:

"The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many." --Admiral James T. Kirk

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Jim P.

A little bit of this and a little byte of that can cause bloatware.

Farrell Keough SSCoach Points: 17414 More actions · Answer 7

I just used the "This e-mail message was created using 100% recycled electrons." on a friend and she totally bought into it!

Very hilarious!! Thanks

I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.

homebrew01 SSC Guru Points: 55548 More actions · Answer 8

How about:

"Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes "

sswords SSCrazy Eights Points: 8207 More actions · Answer 9

Farrell,

I have friends like that. One in particular swears that she can tell when her memory stick is getting full because it gets 'heavier'.

Did I mention that she's a blonde? (Ducking from potential flamers)

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Farrell Keough SSCoach Points: 17414 More actions · Answer 10

Sometimes, this one is "blonde at heart".

I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.

sushila SSC-Dedicated Points: 35293 More actions · Answer 11

alright guys - y'all asked for it! I'm no blonde but on behalf of all of them who're legally so...

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds Mature.

What did God say after creating man?

I can do better.

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Edward W. Stanley SSCertifiable Points: 6512 More actions · Answer 12

wow... can you feel the claws... someone aint getting off the couch this weekend... its a tough crowd over in the shushila camp ....

"Man loves little and often: Woman much and rarely"

and my personal favourite:

"Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they don't like him."

Farrell Keough SSCoach Points: 17414 More actions · Answer 13

What do you call it when a blonde who colors her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

Why did the blonde scale the chain linked fence?

To see the other side.

(You know these go on and on... )

I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.

Farrell Keough SSCoach Points: 17414 More actions · Answer 14

Am I going to die now?

I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.

sushila SSC-Dedicated Points: 35293 More actions · Answer 15

Not at all...I've been laughing so much that I haven't had the time to sharpen my claws...

PAX everyone! The weekend beckons so let's part on a compromising note...I extend to you the olive branch...

Women love the simple things in life: MEN

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