Memorable Signatures
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"who'd have thunk" gpf^192 that you were such a romantic!!!
nothing to do with the bard, but with the folly of many women...
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
- Katherine Hepburn
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Here's one that's popular in South Florida:
"The nice thing about living in Miami is that it is so close to the United States."
My hovercraft is full of eels.
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here's another one along the same lines...
little boy crying - "mom, mom - I don't want to go to America"
sound of a stinging slap followed by mom's voice - "shut up and KEEP SWIMMING!"
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I posted Phil's outside my cube and people stopped dropping in to ask questions!!!
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Here is my favorite from "rudy komacsar"
exec sp_update_resume -- followed by
exec sp_distribute_resume
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& then there's Lowell's... "XML is like violence...If it doesn't solve your problem, you are not using enough of it."
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another good one is:
Have a nice day ... unless you have other plans from "GilaMonster"
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or similar to sushila's:
Alan Hadsell
If brute force doesn't work, you aren't using enough.
Best regards
karl -
In a similar vein,
"Never underestimate the power of percussive maintenance."
My hovercraft is full of eels.
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True love never has a happy ending.
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Ref my message in a previous thread... my favourite:
"There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary, and those that dont."
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There are only two types of people in this world..., and I'm not one of them.
I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.
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Claiming this signature since no one else has...thanks sswords for thinking of this thread & thanks GPF...for stealing his thunder!
if I had to pick one that best describes the start of each new week I'd probably go with:
"A hangover is the wrath of grapes"...
& one that's just very cute:
"Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam."
& one that's nice without being vapid:
"Go ahead, make my data"
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Love your new one!
Hope you keep it for a while... p.s. I have stolen
"Alcohol and Calculus don't mix. Please don't drink and derive"
"31337 is a prime number. Go figure."
for my email - thanks sswords!
"Renounce you consonants"
"Free to a good home"
(These were actually posted under the faces of some good college buddies of mine while we worked out world problems in a bar with a huge front window. We taped funny sayings up on the window all night and these two have stayed in mind for years.
Some of the looks we got from passer-by's were hilarious...).
I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.
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farrell - "working out world problems in a bar..." sounds like quite the thing to do....got any worked out ?!
'kay - am quitting for the day with my exit line:
"Some Days You're the Pigeon, Some Days You're the Statue"
Today I'm the statue & I can't take any more crap!!!
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