... given the choice or in some sort of weird betting scenario, slap me with the cooked chop!
Mythbusters did an episode where they fired frozen and thawed chickens into aircraft wind screens from an air cannon. (They also discovered that there is such a thing as bird strike rated wind screen for airplanes!)
Two Thumbs Waaaaay up!
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