April 27, 2012 at 2:06 pm
opc.three (4/27/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/27/2012)
opc.three (4/27/2012)
...on second thought...comment removed...Dang, had three minutes to see what you said and I missed it. 😛
Yeah...for once I need to stop violating my rule about posting junk late on a Friday afternoon 😀
Why stop now???
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April 27, 2012 at 2:09 pm
Sean Lange (4/27/2012)
opc.three (4/27/2012)
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opc.three (4/27/2012)
...on second thought...comment removed...Dang, had three minutes to see what you said and I missed it. 😛
Yeah...for once I need to stop violating my rule about posting junk late on a Friday afternoon 😀
Why stop now???
:ermm: Excuse me...I guess it could keep going...not sure I got your intent...I guess I am done piling on the OP.
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April 27, 2012 at 2:22 pm
opc.three (4/27/2012)
Sean Lange (4/27/2012)
opc.three (4/27/2012)
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opc.three (4/27/2012)
...on second thought...comment removed...Dang, had three minutes to see what you said and I missed it. 😛
Yeah...for once I need to stop violating my rule about posting junk late on a Friday afternoon 😀
Why stop now???
:ermm: Excuse me...I guess it could keep going...not sure I got your intent...I guess I am done piling on the OP.
LOL not what I mean at all OPC. I was just teasing you about hijacking a thread. In no way was my comment meant to be calling you out on anything. You managed to change the whole thread to have a nice lighthearted feel and that is all my comment was intended to be. 😛
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April 27, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Sean Lange (4/27/2012)
opc.three (4/27/2012)
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opc.three (4/27/2012)
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opc.three (4/27/2012)
...on second thought...comment removed...Dang, had three minutes to see what you said and I missed it. 😛
Yeah...for once I need to stop violating my rule about posting junk late on a Friday afternoon 😀
Why stop now???
:ermm: Excuse me...I guess it could keep going...not sure I got your intent...I guess I am done piling on the OP.
LOL not what I mean at all OPC. I was just teasing you about hijacking a thread. In no way was my comment meant to be calling you out on anything. You managed to change the whole thread to have a nice lighthearted feel and that is all my comment was intended to be. 😛
Phew...see what I mean, I cannot be trusted 😛 any second now waiting to hear "back away from the keyboard, put your hands on your head" 😛
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April 27, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Keep in mind that none of us (or at least most of us) did not get the opportunity to see your now retracted comment. Perhaps the guilt of that is still weighing on your conscience? I hear that large quantities of alcohol make it all better. :Whistling:
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April 27, 2012 at 2:42 pm
Sean Lange (4/27/2012)
Keep in mind that none of us (or at least most of us) did not get the opportunity to see your now retracted comment. Perhaps the guilt of that is still weighing on your conscience? I hear that large quantities of alcohol make it all better. :Whistling:
Heh, when I would just drown it all out...those were different days 😎
All I'll say is every name has a place of origin, and sometimes a beloved meaning 😉
There are no special teachers of virtue, because virtue is taught by the whole community.
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April 27, 2012 at 2:43 pm
Sean Lange (4/27/2012)
Keep in mind that none of us (or at least most of us) did not get the opportunity to see your now retracted comment. Perhaps the guilt of that is still weighing on your conscience? I hear that large quantities of alcohol make it all better. :Whistling:
why is it that i can only see large quantities of alcohol in your sentence? :hehe:
April 27, 2012 at 2:44 pm
ColdCoffee (4/27/2012)
Sean Lange (4/27/2012)
Keep in mind that none of us (or at least most of us) did not get the opportunity to see your now retracted comment. Perhaps the guilt of that is still weighing on your conscience? I hear that large quantities of alcohol make it all better. :Whistling:why is it that i can only see large quantities of alcohol in your sentence? :hehe:
Because on a Friday afternoon that is clearly all I wrote. 😎
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April 27, 2012 at 2:57 pm
Sean Lange (4/27/2012)
ColdCoffee (4/27/2012)
Sean Lange (4/27/2012)
Keep in mind that none of us (or at least most of us) did not get the opportunity to see your now retracted comment. Perhaps the guilt of that is still weighing on your conscience? I hear that large quantities of alcohol make it all better. :Whistling:why is it that i can only see large quantities of alcohol in your sentence? :hehe:
Because on a Friday afternoon that is clearly all I wrote. 😎
April 27, 2012 at 3:02 pm
ColdCoffee (4/27/2012)
Sean Lange (4/27/2012)
ColdCoffee (4/27/2012)
Sean Lange (4/27/2012)
Keep in mind that none of us (or at least most of us) did not get the opportunity to see your now retracted comment. Perhaps the guilt of that is still weighing on your conscience? I hear that large quantities of alcohol make it all better. :Whistling:why is it that i can only see large quantities of alcohol in your sentence? :hehe:
Because on a Friday afternoon that is clearly all I wrote. 😎
ColdCoffee before i clicked your link that is exactly what i was thinking.
and now its in my head and will be there all weekend.
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April 27, 2012 at 3:10 pm
capn.hector (4/27/2012)
ColdCoffee (4/27/2012)
Sean Lange (4/27/2012)
ColdCoffee (4/27/2012)
Sean Lange (4/27/2012)
Keep in mind that none of us (or at least most of us) did not get the opportunity to see your now retracted comment. Perhaps the guilt of that is still weighing on your conscience? I hear that large quantities of alcohol make it all better. :Whistling:why is it that i can only see large quantities of alcohol in your sentence? :hehe:
Because on a Friday afternoon that is clearly all I wrote. 😎
ColdCoffee before i clicked your link that is exactly what i was thinking.
and now its in my head and will be there all weekend.
Aye Aye, Cap'n!!
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