Instructions for Changing Your Oil

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  • Again, not SQL Server, but following on from Steve's post...Guys and Gals at an ATM.

    Boys:

    1. Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser

    2. Insert card

    3. Dial code and desired amount

    4. Take the cash, the card and the slip

    Girls:

    1. Drive to the bank

    2. Engine stalled

    3. Check make-up in the mirror

    4. Apply perfume

    5. Manually check haircut

    6. Park the car - failure

    7. Park the car - failure

    8. Park the car - Success

    9. Search for the card in the handbag

    10. Insert card, rejected by the machine

    11. Throw phonecard back in handbag,

    12. Look for bank card

    13. Insert Card

    14. Look for Tampon Box (where secret code writen) in Handbag

    15. Enter code

    16. Study instructions for 2 minutes

    17. #Cancel#

    18. Re-enter code

    19. #Cancel#

    20. Call husband to get correct code

    21. Enter desired amount

    22. #Error#

    23. Enter bigger amount

    24. #Error#

    25. Enter maximum amount

    26. Cross fingers

    27. Take cash

    28. Go back to the car

    29. Check make up in rear mirror

    30. Look for keys in handbag

    31. Start car

    32. Drive 50 meters

    33. STOP

    34. Drive back to bank machine

    35. Go out of the car

    36. Take card and ticket back from machine

    37. Go back to the car

    38. Throw card on passenger seat

    39. Throw slip on the floor

    40. Check make up in rear mirror

    41. Manually check haircut

    42. Go into roundabout - wrong way

    43. BRAKE!

    44. Go into roundabout - right way

    45. Drive 5 kilometers

    46. Remove hand brake

    Clive Strong

    clivestrong@btinternet.com

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