I assiduously read half the article on SQL functions - SELECT vague(n,m) and others - LOL - and spotted the spoof before climbing into BOL and GOOGLE. However, almost fell into this 1/1/yyyy wheeze pothole by assuming there would only be one spoof on the site. Assumptions are hell aren't they! Enjoyed the amusement - yet another reason to appreciate SQL Server Central - more LOL
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