If you weren't a DBA what would you be doing?

  • Programmer / network Admin I guess.... I am not good for anything else. I am a lazy bugger..:hehe:

    -Roy

  • No databases but development?? Come on guys and gals, what kind of applications should that be? The whole world of developers create things like calculators or screen savers? 😛

    I'm no DBA, but a developer. I really don't know how it should be possible to create real business applications without any databases.

    Probably I would do the same thing as my dad did, being construction engineer.

  • I would probably be back to being an accountant, although I can't imagine how much work that would be without databases. Otherwise, I would want to retire and learn how to be a machinist.

  • Florian Reischl (9/7/2009)


    No databases but development?? Come on guys and gals, what kind of applications should that be? The whole world of developers create things like calculators or screen savers? 😛

    I'm no DBA, but a developer. I really don't know how it should be possible to create real business applications without any databases.

    Probably I would do the same thing as my dad did, being construction engineer.

    The world would store their data in flat text files or excel spreadsheets lol :hehe:

  • SQL Iron Chef (9/8/2009)


    The world would store their data in flat text files or excel spreadsheets lol :hehe:

    Wouldn't exist, too. CSV and Excel are just a lousy kind of a database ;-).

  • Florian Reischl (9/8/2009)


    SQL Iron Chef (9/8/2009)


    The world would store their data in flat text files or excel spreadsheets lol :hehe:

    Wouldn't exist, too. CSV and Excel are just a lousy kind of a database ;-).

    All too often that is true. Even better is when the database is just a different type of spreadsheet:w00t:

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    Florian Reischl (9/8/2009)


    SQL Iron Chef (9/8/2009)


    The world would store their data in flat text files or excel spreadsheets lol :hehe:

    Wouldn't exist, too. CSV and Excel are just a lousy kind of a database ;-).

    All too often that is true. Even better is when the database is just a different type of spreadsheet:w00t:

    I been in environments where they tried to flatten databases like spreadsheets :pinch:

    it made it difficult when people updated data and then end up having duplicate but conflicting data :unsure:

  • I find that the most interesting part of this thread is that most people are answering with an alternate IT-driven profession. Is this because systems are their passion or simply the default career path they've chosen?

    If not for being a DBA/developer, I'd be a contractor by now. Having something tangible at the end of the day is appealing after working in the ethereal data world for so long.

    Regards,
    Michael Lato

  • Florian Reischl (9/7/2009)


    No databases but development?? Come on guys and gals, what kind of applications should that be? The whole world of developers create things like calculators or screen savers? 😛

    Games, of course. 😉

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  • I'd prefer to be digging my garden, extending my house and sailing my boats and working on the "leisure" websites I look after - oh no, some of that needs databases!

    Someone suggested exotic male dancer - an ex-colleague did the reverse - was a male dancer and became a developer!

  • Hmm.. I started as a developer, and moved to DB's which I enjoy far more.

    For personal satisfaction, I would work on being an author, with more seriousness.

    For paying bills... back to developing in VB.

  • Personally I would practise and teach ikebana. Not sure I would earn enough from it to live decently, though! 😉

    Have a nice day!

  • Maybe I will go back to my singing...:D

    -Roy

  • Roy Ernest (9/9/2009)


    Maybe I will go back to my singing...:D

    Please don't.......:w00t:

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • we could always be full time college students for life 😎 where's the party at!? :w00t:

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