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Ray K

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February 22, 2010 at 8:41 am

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I'm sure you've all seen this at one point or another, but I thought this was worth posting again . . .
http://xkcd.com/327/
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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 1

It's a good one. I was hoping for more SQL ones in the comics, but they seem to be fairly rare.

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31164 More actions · Answer 2

Anyone else know any good SQL-related jokes or know of any other SQL-related humor? (Feel free to post them here!)

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Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31164 More actions · Answer 3

Two DBAs walk past a bar . . .

Well hey, it could theoretically happen! 😀

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Lowell SSC Guru Points: 323518 More actions · Answer 4

blocked at work, is that the "little bobby tables" comic?

Lowell

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LutzM SSC Guru Points: 107049 More actions · Answer 5

Lowell (2/22/2010)
blocked at work, is that the "little bobby tables" comic?

Sir, Yes, Sir! 😀

Lutz
A pessimist is an optimist with experience.

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How to post performance related questions[/url]
Links for Tally Table [/url] , Cross Tabs [/url] and Dynamic Cross Tabs [/url], Delimited Split Function[/url]

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 6

Yes - that is a classic. I used to have it hanging in my office. Then I moved.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31164 More actions · Answer 7

I have it taped up on my desk now! 😀

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ChrisM@home SSC-Insane Points: 24260 More actions · Answer 8

Ray K (2/22/2010)
I have it taped up on my desk now! 😀

There's something of the night about you, sir.

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Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins[/url] / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url] Jeff Moden[/url]

Rex Richardson SSC Enthusiast Points: 104 More actions · Answer 9

When a database dies, who administers the last writes?

This came to me one day while looking at system tables and noting the column "LastWrite". It was published as a Question of the Day several years back.

RBR

Michael Valentine Jones SSC Guru Points: 64818 More actions · Answer 10

Not SQL humor, but DBA humor:

A Few Good DBAs

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=46783

The Silence of the DBAs

http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=63071

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31164 More actions · Answer 11

Michael Valentine Jones (8/10/2010)
Not SQL humor, but DBA humor:
A Few Good DBAs
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=46783
The Silence of the DBAs
http://www.sqlteam.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=63071

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!

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Peter Maloof SSCommitted Points: 1733 More actions · Answer 12

A SQl statement walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks, 'May I join you?'

Peter MaloofServing Data

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31164 More actions · Answer 13

Was doing a lot of work with triggers last week for my project, and for some silly, stupid reason, this popped up (and got stuck) in my head . . .

"The wonderful thing about triggers is that triggers are wonderful things . . . !!!"

Hmmmm . . . Winnie the Queue and Trigger Too!

I wonder how good a DBA Walt Disney would've made!

(Sheez, I must need a vacation more than I thought! Just seven more days until my trip out West!)

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crookj SSChampion Points: 14075 More actions · Answer 14

Ray K (8/26/2010)
Was doing a lot of work with triggers last week for my project, and for some silly, stupid reason, this popped up (and got stuck) in my head . . .
"The wonderful thing about triggers is that triggers are wonderful things . . . !!!"
Hmmmm . . . Winnie the Queue and Trigger Too!
I wonder how good a DBA Walt Disney would've made!
(Sheez, I must need a vacation more than I thought! Just seven more days until my trip out West!)

Still chuckling! 😀 And now... Let's here the Doctor Seuss Version...

Joe