November 11, 2009 at 2:23 am
Paul White (11/11/2009)
CREATE VIEW dbo.CrystalBalls
WITH SCHEMABINDING
AS SELECT Egg FROM
(
VALUES
('Egg'), ('Egg'), ('Egg'), ('Egg'),
('Egg'), ('Egg'), ('Egg'), ('Egg'),
('Egg'), ('Egg'), ('Egg'), ('Egg')
) Eggs (Egg);
...count them...there's a dozen fresh free-range ones 😛
It depends ...
If the power goes down and the system's running off the UPS, presumably they'd be battery?
(I'll get my coat)
November 11, 2009 at 3:43 am
Andrew Gothard-467944 (11/11/2009)
If the power goes down and the system's running off the UPS, presumably they'd be battery?(I'll get my coat)
:hehe::laugh::hehe: ... Oh dear!
Paul White
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November 11, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Andrew Gothard-467944 (11/10/2009)
ORM - Obscene Relation Mangling?
Heh... you must know my first wife but nope... "Overthrown Raw Meat". 😀
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
November 12, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Just ran into a query here @ SSC that has 36 table joins - asking for tips to improve.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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November 12, 2009 at 6:06 pm
CirquedeSQLeil (11/12/2009)
Just ran into a query here @ SSC that has 36 table joins - asking for tips to improve.
Can you give whomever is asking my contact information please? 😎
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Kevin G. Boles
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November 13, 2009 at 4:58 am
Good point. the last step of normalisation is de-normalisation!
November 14, 2009 at 1:09 pm
1 week, and 4 pages of replies.
Where did OP go?
N 56°04'39.16"
E 12°55'05.25"
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