How I can make look like I expert on SQL Server?

  • jcrawf02 (10/9/2009)


    Actually, that was fun, I followed that almost verbatim in Italian, and never taken Italian. 😀

    Then you might be able to convince a prospective employer that you are fluent in Italian.;-)

  • ItalianOlgi (10/9/2009)


    Gianluca Sartori (10/9/2009)


    ItalianOlgi (10/8/2009)


    Gianluca Sartori (10/8/2009)


    Just pray that your employer doesn't come across this thread.

    Good luck.

    BTW, I will remember your name and never help you in these forums, because I don't think that this is a good behaviour.

    OH, NO, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW? YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO HELP ME! I THINK IT'S THE END OF MY CAREER

    Olgi, the point is that NOBODY on these forums will help you. If you are planning to google for concepts you don't know, please note that many times it will point you to SQL Server Central. If you find the answer to a question somebody else asked, that's ok, but I don't think there's going to be a long queue to answer your questions... I think you managed to gain the scorn of the best SQL Server experts around (I'm not referring to myself, obviously).

    Everybody has been a novice at the start of his career, it's obvious. Everybody had to study and learn new things, this is not a problem. What I find unrespectful and dishonest is pretending to be an expert when you're not.

    As a side note, I don't think you're Italian (you did not respond with a single word in Italian) and Olgi is an Albanian name.

    Goodbye

    Why you so concerned with my identity? I am Olgi, Italian, from the city of Trieste. I type in English because most forums don't allow foreign language

    I came here, just ask for list of SQL Server questions,not convince anybody that me is really me. No? Ok, I already make my own and I will build it to be very big.

    Moral lecture is irrelevant,I am still doing what I am doing!

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  • jcrawf02 (10/9/2009)


    Gianluca, regardless of Olgi's origin it has no reflection on your good name. There are liars and cheaters in every country.

    I'm not worried about that, nor I think Olgi can do any worse than Berlusconi on that side... :ermm:

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • Gianluca Sartori (10/9/2009)


    jcrawf02 (10/9/2009)


    Gianluca, regardless of Olgi's origin it has no reflection on your good name. There are liars and cheaters in every country.

    I'm not worried about that, nor I think Olgi can do any worse than Berlusconi on that side... :ermm:

    Berlosconi's an amateur! From the country that gave us the Borgias, he's not even worth noticing. 🙂

    (Yes, even brief knowledge of history can be used to make fun of anything!)

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  • I think the OP has already shot himself in the foot. If anyone gets a resume from someone named Olgi do you think he'll get an interview?

  • RML51 (10/13/2009)


    I think the OP has already shot himself in the foot. If anyone gets a resume from someone named Olgi do you think he'll get an interview?

    I'd be willing to interview him.

    Would be fun to ask questions about "How do you make sure all tables are properly truncated in your nightly maintenance?", or "What steps would you take to make sure all indexes remain at or above 20% fragmentation?", just to see how he tries to BS through those. It's a pretty fair bet he couldn't answer either of those questions correctly, and Googling them won't get the right answers either.

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  • GSquared (10/13/2009)


    RML51 (10/13/2009)


    I think the OP has already shot himself in the foot. If anyone gets a resume from someone named Olgi do you think he'll get an interview?

    I'd be willing to interview him.

    Would be fun to ask questions about "How do you make sure all tables are properly truncated in your nightly maintenance?", or "What steps would you take to make sure all indexes remain at or above 20% fragmentation?", just to see how he tries to BS through those. It's a pretty fair bet he couldn't answer either of those questions correctly, and Googling them won't get the right answers either.

    But BING could help him right:hehe:? I mean it is a Microsoft search engine that surely has the right answers:w00t:

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  • Melton (10/13/2009)


    GSquared (10/13/2009)


    RML51 (10/13/2009)


    I think the OP has already shot himself in the foot. If anyone gets a resume from someone named Olgi do you think he'll get an interview?

    I'd be willing to interview him.

    Would be fun to ask questions about "How do you make sure all tables are properly truncated in your nightly maintenance?", or "What steps would you take to make sure all indexes remain at or above 20% fragmentation?", just to see how he tries to BS through those. It's a pretty fair bet he couldn't answer either of those questions correctly, and Googling them won't get the right answers either.

    But BING could help him right:hehe:? I mean it is a Microsoft search engine that surely has the right answers:w00t:

    Sshhhh! Don't post that here. We don't want to help him cheat!

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  • Hang on a minute - I need to go get more popcorn and to use the restroom.

    This comedy is going longer than I thought.:hehe:

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  • GSquared (10/13/2009)


    RML51 (10/13/2009)


    I think the OP has already shot himself in the foot. If anyone gets a resume from someone named Olgi do you think he'll get an interview?

    I'd be willing to interview him.

    Would be fun to ask questions about "How do you make sure all tables are properly truncated in your nightly maintenance?", or "What steps would you take to make sure all indexes remain at or above 20% fragmentation?", just to see how he tries to BS through those. It's a pretty fair bet he couldn't answer either of those questions correctly, and Googling them won't get the right answers either.

    Can you post answers too? Or I shall ask the SQL Server expert from India I hired already for very little money?

  • ItalianOlgi (10/16/2009)

    Can you post answers too? Or I shall ask the SQL Server expert from India I hired already for very little money?

    That will be the guy we gave the answers to, he dont know squat. But how are you to know, you dont either.



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  • ItalianOlgi (10/16/2009)


    Or I shall ask the SQL Server expert from India I hired already for very little money?

    If you hired him for very little money, you'll probably find he's the same kind of expert you are. In title only.

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  • ItalianOlgi (10/16/2009)


    GSquared (10/13/2009)


    RML51 (10/13/2009)


    I think the OP has already shot himself in the foot. If anyone gets a resume from someone named Olgi do you think he'll get an interview?

    I'd be willing to interview him.

    Would be fun to ask questions about "How do you make sure all tables are properly truncated in your nightly maintenance?", or "What steps would you take to make sure all indexes remain at or above 20% fragmentation?", just to see how he tries to BS through those. It's a pretty fair bet he couldn't answer either of those questions correctly, and Googling them won't get the right answers either.

    Can you post answers too? Or I shall ask the SQL Server expert from India I hired already for very little money?

    Yes.

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  • ItalianOlgi (10/16/2009)


    GSquared (10/13/2009)


    RML51 (10/13/2009)


    I think the OP has already shot himself in the foot. If anyone gets a resume from someone named Olgi do you think he'll get an interview?

    I'd be willing to interview him.

    Would be fun to ask questions about "How do you make sure all tables are properly truncated in your nightly maintenance?", or "What steps would you take to make sure all indexes remain at or above 20% fragmentation?", just to see how he tries to BS through those. It's a pretty fair bet he couldn't answer either of those questions correctly, and Googling them won't get the right answers either.

    Can you post answers too? Or I shall ask the SQL Server expert from India I hired already for very little money?

    and you plan on taking your pet 'dba' (use of quote marks is intentional) to interviews with you?

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