April 29, 2011 at 11:20 am
I tell people that my job description is specifically designed to see how fast a person's eyes can glaze over. The entertainment starts there.
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April 29, 2011 at 11:24 am
GSquared (4/29/2011)
I tell people that my job description is specifically designed to see how fast a person's eyes can glaze over. The entertainment starts there.
I may have to steal that one. @=)
May 2, 2011 at 7:18 am
Thanks for all the ideas. I'll try them.
Some gave me a laugh or two 😉
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May 2, 2011 at 11:33 am
Brandie Tarvin (4/29/2011)
GSquared (4/29/2011)
I tell people that my job description is specifically designed to see how fast a person's eyes can glaze over. The entertainment starts there.I may have to steal that one. @=)
I already have. 🙂 She insisted I explain anyway. 35 seconds till glaze. :w00t:
Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.
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May 2, 2011 at 11:35 am
Craig Farrell (5/2/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (4/29/2011)
GSquared (4/29/2011)
I tell people that my job description is specifically designed to see how fast a person's eyes can glaze over. The entertainment starts there.I may have to steal that one. @=)
I already have. 🙂 She insisted I explain anyway. 35 seconds till glaze. :w00t:
Your explaination must have been too clear and concise. You must find a new opening!
May 2, 2011 at 11:50 am
Tell them you're a sewer worker. (Deal with enough crappy data, it's true!!!) 😀
May 2, 2011 at 11:52 am
chrisn-585491 (5/2/2011)
Tell them your a sewer worker. (Deal with enough crappy, data, it's true!!!) 😀
"What's your job description?"
"&*%^#JH#$*^*@HASR #(&#%HFK and #$%&*(#FJE##%GAH!"
May 3, 2011 at 6:08 am
Ninja's_RGR'us (4/29/2011)
Ian-440692 (4/29/2011)
I tried saying I worked with computers, but had so many requests to fix printers or help set up wireless networks that I changed and now I say I am a taxi driver. Nobody ever asks me for a free lift to the airport! why is that?Drug dealer ends the conversation even faster...
Just tried that.
DOH! was talking to a HM Revenue & Customs Officer.
long silence, then she said she was only joking, was in fact an accountant.
PHEW!
might go back to telling the truth 🙂
May 3, 2011 at 7:11 am
Craig Farrell (5/2/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (4/29/2011)
GSquared (4/29/2011)
I tell people that my job description is specifically designed to see how fast a person's eyes can glaze over. The entertainment starts there.I may have to steal that one. @=)
I already have. 🙂 She insisted I explain anyway. 35 seconds till glaze. :w00t:
35 seconds!?!? You are either giving way too plain-English a description, or she's got excellent glaze-control.
If it starts out, "I administer binary stores of semi-relational data, usually optimized for ACID-controlled creation, retrieval, modification and removal, for both OLAP and OLTP functionality ...", you can usually get eye-glaze inside of the first 4 words. Some people last all the way up to "optimized". The few that make it as far as "OLTP" are probably DBAs themselves. After that point, you could probably begin quoting from Shakespear, and everyone's so unconscious they won't notice.
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May 3, 2011 at 8:52 am
I just tell them I work in the Matrix.
May 3, 2011 at 8:59 am
I go the way of GSquared. I don't even get follow-up questions. People just look dazed and move on.
May 4, 2011 at 12:55 am
GSquared (5/3/2011)
Craig Farrell (5/2/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (4/29/2011)
GSquared (4/29/2011)
I tell people that my job description is specifically designed to see how fast a person's eyes can glaze over. The entertainment starts there.I may have to steal that one. @=)
I already have. 🙂 She insisted I explain anyway. 35 seconds till glaze. :w00t:
35 seconds!?!? You are either giving way too plain-English a description, or she's got excellent glaze-control.
If it starts out, "I administer binary stores of semi-relational data, usually optimized for ACID-controlled creation, retrieval, modification and removal, for both OLAP and OLTP functionality ...", you can usually get eye-glaze inside of the first 4 words. Some people last all the way up to "optimized". The few that make it as far as "OLTP" are probably DBAs themselves. After that point, you could probably begin quoting from Shakespear, and everyone's so unconscious they won't notice.
:laugh:
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May 4, 2011 at 3:37 pm
My former co-worker who is a SAP Basis admin and former DBA just uses the title Currency Artist to avoid trying to explain what he really does. He has quite a back story to it as well, it's very entertaining.
Tim
May 5, 2011 at 6:06 am
This has been a question that has vexed me as well and I like many of the responses. My girlfriend has some technical skills but finds the fact she has no idea what I do to be rather attractive. If anyone does ask me I just give them my full title and that usually induces eye-glaze.
May 5, 2011 at 7:36 am
Most people I meet assume DBA means "Doing Business As" and invariably ask "Doing business as what?"
I'm going to start responding with "A janitor for programmers."
Honestly, with all the bad data that gets passed to our systems, doesn't it feel like we're exactly that?
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